ColchesterFC
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I've given up on Valentine's Day. Last year Mrs Colch wanted flowers. I even went to the trouble of getting her two different types. Plain and self raising and she still wasn't happy. You just can't win with women.
Valentine's day.
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I'll treat her by coming home sober :cheers:
is the cry of the men who walk with head bowed and repeat "yes dear" all day:mmm:
you are not alone
ScienceBoy
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Its our friends birthday so we have never really done it.
Its not for everyone but those who do enjoy it then go ahead and do it properly if you wish to.
Its not for everyone but those who do enjoy it then go ahead and do it properly if you wish to.
Pin-seeker
Well-known member
is the cry of the men who walk with head bowed and repeat "yes dear" all day:mmm:
you are not alone
:rofl:
Thing is I still don't get a quiet life
There will always be someone that tells you that you can't do something. If you're married, it's probably your wife.
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people.
My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a cheesed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite wife overreaction.
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people.
My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a cheesed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite wife overreaction.
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
Once they overcome the inertia of starting the argument there is no force that man can provide which acts upon it. Silence, nodding and avoiding eye contact have some effect but it usually takes 2-3 weeks of that for it to become at rest again.
My wife went to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it, her “bitch refresher courseâ€.
ScienceBoy
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We are going shopping for maternity clothes then off to a place that does not do any valentines bookings for a nice quiet lunch.
Then home to watch DVDs with popcorn etc
Then home to watch DVDs with popcorn etc
Tashyboy
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That fifty shades of grey trailer is getting on me wick,
Christian "I don't do romance", eh it's released on Valentine's day biggest romantic day of the year, and he don't do romance. there selling that well.
Christian "I don't do romance", eh it's released on Valentine's day biggest romantic day of the year, and he don't do romance. there selling that well.
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Better than the other way round! The mice start jumping onto the traps when my Mother in Law visits.
blackpuddinmonster
Challenge Tour Pro
I'am pretty good a reading between the lines.
Something tells me you and Marge may of had words Homer..
I know what your thinking, virtually psychic me you know..
Crazyface
Tour Winner
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Cook a nice meal,it's on a Saturday you've got all day buy in a good quality desert and good quality white wine. Download / Stream a mushy movie and have the heating turned up.
Where's the rip off there?
Plus mega brownie points banked !!!!!!
I'll post up a recipe if you want plus desert and wine selection and movie.
Rooter
Money List Winner
I will be treating Mrs R to an afternoon in front of the TV with Italy Vs England. May throw in some beer and snacks, followed by me being asleep on the sofa by 8PM. Who says romance is dead?
Joking aside, we have agreed and have for years that valentines is a rip off, its valentines every day in our lives!
PS. Also read today that the UK is expecting a baby boom in 9 months time following the release of 50 shades this weekend! LOL
Joking aside, we have agreed and have for years that valentines is a rip off, its valentines every day in our lives!
PS. Also read today that the UK is expecting a baby boom in 9 months time following the release of 50 shades this weekend! LOL
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Table booked at lively restaurant overlooking the Indian ocean where they do an amazing fillet steak. So that'll be good food, good music, good setting and most of all, good company
Whats not to like
Rumpokid
Challenge Tour Pro
Today is the new Valentines Day..Taking mrs Kid out to our local cozy Italian...Half price pasta night, glass of red, fine conversation and company!!!......And yes it is me that will be there..
..Might have a chat about the new club i could be joining though.....
..Might have a chat about the new club i could be joining though.....
ScienceBoy
Money List Winner
I missed that boat by 3 months! At least we will make the September 1st cutoff.
Khamelion
Tour Winner
Taken from a tweet I read:
"If you need Valentines day to tell someone you love them, then you do not really love them at all"
It's just another rip off day, to keep the card manufacturers in business, it's probably the only day of the year the florists quadruple if not more their profit on roses.
"If you need Valentines day to tell someone you love them, then you do not really love them at all"
It's just another rip off day, to keep the card manufacturers in business, it's probably the only day of the year the florists quadruple if not more their profit on roses.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
It was probably written by someone who is or soon will be single!
Of course its a rip off day.... if you want to be ripped off, but it can also be nice to earmark a particular day to remind us to take our partners out for some quality time together when most of us have quite busy lives. No need for cards and stuffed teddy's etc
philly169
Journeyman Pro
me and the future mrs169 are going on a double date with our best friends, all you can eat chinese.. having an early night, i have golf in the morning...
