TV

[Doon frae Troon]

Great TV first planning meetings.

I can imagine what the first planning meeting for Bargain Hunt went like.

''Right let me fully understand this, you are going to get people to buy things at retail outlets and then sell them at the wholesalers, and you want them to make a profit.''

 

[GreiginFife]

Grand Designs

"Ok so you want to focus on people with more money than sense building grotesque eyesores masquerading as "Modern Design" and throwing more money than the average worker will see in their lifetime at it and you expect the Average Joe to give a flying f***?"

 

[drawboy]

Escape to the country
"Right then what we are going to do is we get this pair of very rich folk, wait for it, wait for it! Then we let them spend half a million or more moving to a mansion in the countryside. How can that not be a hit with the nations factory workers"?

 

[Hacker Khan]

Borgen

"Right, we are going to make 3 series of an exciting and gripping drama focusing on the internal goings on of a Danish coalition government and their attempts to stay in power. And abroad they will have to watch it in subtitles"

And the strange thing is that it is exciting and gripping!!!! Who'd of thunk it.

 

[User20205]

Splash

'right we've seen how viewers go mad for a bit of celebrity & we know they love the olympics !!! lets combine the two, but with really rubbish famous people....... and get the world famous diving expert Jo Brand on the panel. It's bound to be a hit !!'

followed next week by.

'Celebrity Clay Pidgeon Shooting' AKA Bang..... judged by Julian Clary !!!:thup:

 

[Rooter]

EastEnders

"right, based in a grubby part of east london, we focus on a square of houses. everyone knows everyones business, and most people are either related or have slept together. now the key is, everyone must be a miserable blighter. Everything that happens must be miserable, so alcoholism, drug addiction, rape, murders. in fact, we could just stick some CCTV up.. Oh PS. no-one actually has a job, but everyone has plenty of disposable income to go to the pub, cafe etc" That will cheer everyone up 4 nights a week wont it!