bobmac
Major Champion
They are both links so they'll both be rubbish 
Are you sure you have that the right way round? There is nothing quirky about Trevose, it is just basically a flat links course. St Enodoc on the other hand is very quirky!
If you did decide to play St Mellion I think they are running a deal on groupon at the moment for a two ball for just shy of £60. That's playing on the Signature course but only runs from Monday to Thursday.