Traindeer...

Hope it ain't towing the sleigh. From my (admittedly several years ago) experience on Virgin trains at Christmas then kids won't see presents till after the new year!
 
do the drivers wear a santa costume?

No, thank the Lord.

All trains go through Crewe...

They used to say that they all stopped there. No longer the case. Though sometimes the signallers try their best...

My instructor used to mutter darkly that if Hitler had invaded he would be stopped at Bletchley...(infamously slow to clear the road).
 
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