Time travel

[bobmac]

Smiffy walks into the doctors and says
"I keep thinking I can travel backwards and forwards in time".
Doctor. "When did you start thinking this"
Smiffy "Next Tuesday"

I'm here all week

 

[madandra]

Dad was doing the big shop with his 10 ear old son and stops in the medicine aisle when his son picks up a 3 pack of condoms.

What are these dad.

Oh, they are 3 condoms for high school boys, 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.

He picks up a 6 pack, what about these dad.

Oh, they are for college lads, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.

Whats this 12 pack for Dad

Oh, they are for married men son.

1 for January, 1 for Feb.......

 

[Imurg]

I'm here all week

Oh goody..........

 

[Smiffy]

Bobmac walked into the doctors.
Bobmac..."I keep thinking I'm a bald headed knob from Scotland".
Doctor..."Next"

 

[CliveW]

Whats this 12 pack for Dad

Oh, they are for married men son.

1 for January, 1 for Feb.......

I thought it was the 2 pack for married men... One for his birthday, and one for his wedding aniversary!

 

[ADB]

I thought it was the 2 pack for married men... One for his birthday, and one for his wedding aniversary!

Unfortunately, in my case that is the same day....

 

[richart]

Whats this 12 pack for Dad

Oh, they are for married men son.

1 for January, 1 for Feb.......

I thought it was the 2 pack for married men... One for his birthday, and one for his wedding aniversary!

That's assuming you can remember wedding anniversaries.

 

[bobmac]

Smiffy walked into the doctors.
Smiffy..."I keep thinking I'm a dog".
Doctor..."lie on the couch"
Smiffy..."I'm not allowed on the furniture"

 

[richart]

Smiffy walked into the doctors.
Smiffy..."I keep thinking I'm a dog".
Doctor..."lie on the couch"
Smiffy..."I'm not allowed on the furniture"

I thought you said it was because he wasn't house trained.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Smiffy takes his goldfish to the vet.
"It's got epilepsy" he says.
The vet looks - "seems fine to me" he says.
"Hang on, I haven't take him out of the bowl yet" says Smiffy.

 

[JustOne]

Smiffy walks into the doctors..

Smiffy: Doctor I think I'm schizophrenic
Doctor: Who told you that?
Smiffy: Which one of us are you asking?

Smiffy: Doctor I think I've got alzheimer's
Doctor: Who told you that?
Smiffy: Sausage and chips.