Tiger Woods

[drawboy]

A few years back I was having a round in Malaysia. On the 4th tee I noticed a crowd of children gather at the back of me. Just as I was about to tee off the all started chanting Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods. They all then ran off. I thought OH YES! they must have seen me play the last few holes and they think I'm brill. Just then I turned to look behind me and I saw a Tiger coming out of the woods.

 

[drawboy]

Not even a reply to say it was a rubbish joke! C'mon someone must 'ave liked it, it's one of my best.

 

[Region3]

 

[drawboy]

At last feedback! not what I was looking for but hey, I'll drop that from my repertoire then. Hey how about An English,Irish and Scotsman went into a pub. The landlord said "Is this some kind of joke?" Boom Boom.

 

[Smiffy]

it's one of my best.

Cushty

 

[Screwback]

Not even a reply to say it was a rubbish joke! C'mon someone must 'ave liked it, it's one of my best.

the only reason there was no replys was folk were picking themselves up off the floor with laughter

 

[Pants]

it's one of my best.

Sorry mate but I don't think that you will be top of the bill at one of my charity events

There again, having endured the last two "comedians" you may have something..............

Nah. Perhaps not.

 

[drawboy]

Not even a reply to say it was a rubbish joke! C'mon someone must 'ave liked it, it's one of my best.

the only reason there was no replys was folk were picking themselves up off the floor with laughter

Screwback you are my kind of guy, I've got a million of 'em, at,cha,cha! Such as..A jump lead went into a bar and asked for a pint. The landlord refused to serve him in case he started something! I'll be back after the bingo so fill up those glasses.