Golfmmad
Tour Winner
.....balls. 
Just popped in for a quick break to find on the doormat a card from Royal Mail, saying item to be collected at local depot.
So as it's my birthday today got all excited thinking....... a great big parcel
or even the Callaway balls that wouldn't go through the letterbox 
Off I went in eager anticipation to said depot. The guy presented me with a letter saying, "That will be £1.30 sir". The sender had forgotten to stamp it
Got home, opened it up, it was a Christmas card from my eldest brother - what a knob, wait till I speak to him next
Anyway, going out tonight with the wife and friends for a nice meal and a few glasses of the red stuff.
Tomorrow, I've booked 2 tee times, a full English breakfast for 8 of us. Will have nearest the pins and longest drive, (which my son will probably win), he's as skinny as a rake and hits the ball a country mile, but it's got to be on the fairway son!
Looks like it'll be dry and sunny
Happy days

Golfmmad.
Just popped in for a quick break to find on the doormat a card from Royal Mail, saying item to be collected at local depot.
So as it's my birthday today got all excited thinking....... a great big parcel
Off I went in eager anticipation to said depot. The guy presented me with a letter saying, "That will be £1.30 sir". The sender had forgotten to stamp it
Got home, opened it up, it was a Christmas card from my eldest brother - what a knob, wait till I speak to him next
Anyway, going out tonight with the wife and friends for a nice meal and a few glasses of the red stuff.
Tomorrow, I've booked 2 tee times, a full English breakfast for 8 of us. Will have nearest the pins and longest drive, (which my son will probably win), he's as skinny as a rake and hits the ball a country mile, but it's got to be on the fairway son!
Looks like it'll be dry and sunny
Happy days
Golfmmad.