Things you don't need to say to your wife / husband / spouse / partner

[ManinBlack]

Very bored today, rain, no golf & I was reflecting on life.

So I'll start the ball rolling, never have to say to my wife "Correct me if I'm wrong" (& it's not because I'm never wrong)

 

[USER1999]

Would you like a glass of wine with that.

 

[chrisd]

"I'm not saying it doesn't suit you"

 

[Deleted member 23270]

It's not the jeans that make your bum look big.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

'I'm a bit worried about Alex' (our son...)

 

[SocketRocket]

I prefer the Blue dress not the Red one.

Or:

I prefer the Red dress not the Blue one.

 

[Dando]

Got another headache have you?

 

[Wolf]

Got another headache have you?

? Just keep then paracetamol by the bed, slide them across and go to sleep with a smile on your face, that will make the situation more annoying for her than you ?

 

[Wolf]

I guess im paying then...

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

'can I put my name down to play 'course XXX' - it's quite expensive - £nnn - but I quite fancy playing it'

I don't need to say this - her answer will always be 'No - you are a member of a golf club'.

 

[SocketRocket]

Why have you gone quiet?

 

[drdel]

"Just a minute; I'm watching the golf. A can would be nice" - please insert your own choice !!

"Sorry my phone was turned off 'cause I was on the course. Did you get a taxi?"

 

[patricks148]

i'll cook tonight, you take Rupert out in the Pissing rain/Snow/freezing cold for 2 hours

 

[drdel]

i'll cook tonight, you take Rupert out in the Pissing rain/Snow/freezing cold for 2 hours

'Chicken' on the menu ?

 

[patricks148]

'Chicken' on the menu ?

no, cheese on toast!

 

[Kennysarmy]

I think "Things you wished you could say and get away with it..." might be a more "fun" thread

 

[nickjdavis]

I didn't ring because I didn't want to wake you up.

(recently said to my wife from a safe distance after I returned home one morning after spending the night sleeping on a railway station platform after falling asleep on the train, missing my stop and not being able to get home - some of us 50 year old's still know how to rock 'n' roll!!!)

 

[clubchamp98]

Is Corrie/ Emmerdale / Eastenders on i was going to watch the match.

Did Stevie Wonder Park your car for you again?

 

[Tashyboy]

Do we need to go back to the first shop ( for shoes, dress, any item of clothing ).

 

[chrisd]

Did you pass your driving test by a correspondent's course?