Things that keep me awake in wonder...

[Fader]

I thought posts like this had to have a photo.

I thought I could get away with taking one without the boss sacking me i'd take one and post it!

 

[SocketRocket]

I keep wondering if Socket ever caught that Rat in his Kitchen.......:mmm:

No, I never,! What am I gonna do? It's keeping me awake at night!

 

[Slime]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why can't you make an anagram out of the word 'anagram'.

On a more serious note, honestly, there is a word that I refuse to accept in it's current guise, and that is the word 'wintry', used to describe weather that is pertinant to winter. Wher has the letter 'e' gone? IT SHOULD BE THERE!
There is no 'summry' or 'thundry' weather, bouncy things aren't described as 'rubbry', I don't own a 'feathry' duvet.
That's why, in Slime's world, wintry doesn't exist but wintery does.
Anyone else agree or am I the only pedantic bugger on the forum tonight?

Slime.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

If you get double pneumonia and go private do they charge you twice

 

[Slime]

If you've died of asbestosis, do they charge you more at the crematorium and would you get a discount if you'd died in a fire?

(Apologies if anyone is offended, no offence was meant in any way).

Slime.

 

[cookelad]

d'oh I had one the other day which had me puzzled - it was along the lines of who discovered you could get milk from cows, and what the heck did he think he was doing? - but now I can't remember it so I either worked it out or fell into a coma trying to get to the bottom of it!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Who discovered Haggis maybe?


How is Michael Gove still a minister?

 

[Crazyface]

How the hell does wireless broadband / telephones and such like work ?!!!!!!

 

[FairwayDodger]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why can't you make an anagram out of the word 'anagram'.

On a more serious note, honestly, there is a word that I refuse to accept in it's current guise, and that is the word 'wintry', used to describe weather that is pertinant to winter. Wher has the letter 'e' gone? IT SHOULD BE THERE!
There is no 'summry' or 'thundry' weather, bouncy things aren't described as 'rubbry', I don't own a 'feathry' duvet.
That's why, in Slime's world, wintry doesn't exist but wintery does.
Anyone else agree or am I the only pedantic bugger on the forum tonight?

Slime.

Pure pedantery!

 

[Pin-seeker]

Who is Alice????

 

[StrangelyBrown]

The realisation that your age is the number of times you've been around the sun.

 

[sneill]

After discovering milk from cows how many other animals have they milked or tried to.

Bet they s*** themselves when the goat started giving them some.

 

[Rooter]

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys, and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

Why is the time of day, when traffic is the slowest, called “rush hour?”

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

 

[Slime]

Pure pedantery!

Damn .................... thought so!

Oh, and why is a completed building not called a built?

Slime.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

What happened to white dog poo. Use to see it all the time as a kid.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

What happened to white dog poo. Use to see it all the time as a kid.

Dogs don't eat big bones anymore.

Sleep tight now!

 

[Pin-seeker]

Dogs don't eat big bones anymore.

Sleep tight now!

Hahahaha quality answer,& true

 

[Imurg]

If Moths like lights so much why don't they fly around in the day...?

 

[NWJocko]

. Wher has the letter 'e' gone?

Slime.

Brilliant :clap:

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Will Ally McCoist be successful in his trip to Moscow to try and buy the sash Mo Farah wore...