Things that keep me awake in wonder...

[GreiginFife]

How can you be scared half to death...?

How does the snow plough driver get to work...?

How can it be new AND improved...?

Can you dig half a hole...?

 

[two-clubs]

You sound a little like the athiest, dyslexic, insomniac - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog....

 

[USER1999]

Can you have military intelligence?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Why do some people charge you to pick your own strawberries?

 

[SocketRocket]

Why do they send you a bill for double glazing when they told you it would pay for it's self?

 

[Liverbirdie]

How come there is only one monopolies commission? Hypocrites! :whoo:

 

[palindromicbob]

Colloquial one here but why is the most northern point in Ireland in the south?

 

[JustOne]

Where do flies go in the Winter?

 

[SocketRocket]

Where do flies go in the Winter?

To the glass factory where they are turned into Blue Bottles.

 

[bladeplayer]

Why do shops that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors ?

Why did kamakazi pilot's wear helmets ?

 

[Foxholer]

You sound a little like the athiest, dyslexic, insomniac - he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog....

And isn't that a ridiculous word to describe the condition!

 

[CMAC]

And isn't that a ridiculous word to describe the condition!

says dic to a dyslexic

 

[One Planer]

What happened o Schrödinger's cat ...... :mmm:

 

[Fader]

The thought of the hot young lass in the office that came into work today in the most revealing vest top is going to keep me awake tonight

 

[Doon frae Troon]

What happened o Schrödinger's cat ...... :mmm:

Pavlov's dog got fed up chasing it every hour.

 

[Foxholer]

What happened o Schrödinger's cat ...... :mmm:

I keep saying. It's been dead 75 years - from hunger!

Heisenberg ssures me it's not moving, but he doesn't know where it is!

It may even be strung up in a parallel universe!

 

[SocketRocket]

I keep saying. It's been dead 75 years - from hunger!

Heisenberg ssures me it's not moving, but he doesn't know where it is!

It may even be strung up in a parallel universe!

I heard it turned up in Weston-Super-Mare on a rainy Tuesday pleading to be put back in the glass box.

 

[Pin-seeker]

The thought of the hot young lass in the office that came into work today in the most revealing vest top is going to keep me awake tonight

:rofl:
She knew what she was doing.

 

[richart]

The thought of the hot young lass in the office that came into work today in the most revealing vest top is going to keep me awake tonight

I thought posts like this had to have a photo.

 

[Imurg]

I keep wondering if Socket ever caught that Rat in his Kitchen.......:mmm: