Theres a Rat In My Kitchen

Rare to have one rat in the vicinity. Always rats. Plural.

Get some decent poison down ASAP.
 
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.

Or, I may just take up Stack and Tilt.

 
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call the local authority, mice they wont bother about, rats are serious and disease transporters.
 
Rats are bad mojo! They can ruin the structural integrity of a building. Get rid quick! Your home insurance policy might have provision for this under the Home Emergency Cover element.
 
When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame

Quite apt given events the last few days :rofl:
 
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