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The worst song....ever
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Orikoru
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My least favourite song could be In Da Club by 50 Cent. I don't mind rap but he pretty much mumbles it all, and there's no tune or hook to speak of, even in the chorus. The entire song is just monotone from start to finish. I will never know how that did so well in the charts.
Tongo
Journeyman Pro
Any cover version emanating from the Cowell progams. They've massacred many over the years.
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Everything by The Pet Shop Boys
Norrin Radd
Tour Winner
The worst tune is the biggest dirge going , and it's our bloody national anthem. Good grief what a boring tune that is.
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
All day long, we will be wombling in the snow
We wish you a wombling Merry Christmas
All day long, we will be laughing as we go
We wish you a wombling Merry Christmas
Now then.
Try not to think about that for the next few days.
We wish you a wombling Merry Christmas
All day long, we will be laughing as we go
We wish you a wombling Merry Christmas
Now then.
Try not to think about that for the next few days.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Thing is…their stuff just isn’t - you might not like it…but none of it is the worse song ever. Just isn’t.
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Isn't that subjective. If I think their songs are the worst ever then who are you to tell me otherwise. You however are at will to think what you will about them.
I find their songs a dirge, they are spoken rather than sung and over enhanced by techno trickery.
Crazyface
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Some classic piles of poo listed so far. Anything by Phil Collins winds me up summat baaaaaad.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
I get that, but are you honestly saying you think stuff like the ‘Orville’ or ‘The Birdie Song’ is better than anything by The Pet Shop Boys. Maybe you are.
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
I can't decide which of these two is worst song ever
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
Ah, wait a minute. This is worse than both the above.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Now Clout’s Substitute is surely a bit of a classic of the time and musically it’s not so awful (though my judgement on that could well be clouded by my positive memories associated with period 1976-1979), but the Joy Sarney one…oh boy…yes it was a real stinker.
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There is a difference between worst song ever and what individual people do not like. Including "anything by the Pet Shop Boys" or "Phil Collins" might be an individual's views but not quite in line with the original question.
I will throw in
"The birdie song" - the last song ever danced by Legs & Co on Top of the Pops
"Shaddup your face" by Joe Dolce
"Agadoo" by Black Lace
I will throw in
"The birdie song" - the last song ever danced by Legs & Co on Top of the Pops
"Shaddup your face" by Joe Dolce
"Agadoo" by Black Lace
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
They're all bad but the PSB earned rather a lot of money from they're rubbish tracks (can't even get myself to call them songs)
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses
they certainly put the "c" in rap
they certainly put the "c" in rap
venger
Well-known member
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Even the one with Dusty Springfield?.…now that was pretty cool…IMO ?
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
Dusty was great but not sure why she wanted to hang out with them. Maybe it was late in her career.
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
The most popular "worst songs" here are mainly the novelty records. I tried to stick to what purported to be mainstream, but were dross.
In my mind the "worst", but also somehow the best novelty song, it got to number 22 in the charts in 1978 despite no radio broadcasts or TOTP appearance,
The Winker's Song by Ivor Biggun And The Red Nosed Burglars.
In my mind the "worst", but also somehow the best novelty song, it got to number 22 in the charts in 1978 despite no radio broadcasts or TOTP appearance,
The Winker's Song by Ivor Biggun And The Red Nosed Burglars.
