the most common (publishable) expressions in golf

[Basher]

Sit

Bite

Be left (come left)

Nice shot (annoying after every stroke!)

It's on the beach! (in the bunker)

Partners facial expression when you duff one (no words required)

How many you down for?

 

[THJahar]

Often uttered by my brothers as I'm just about to take my shot...
There's water there, don't go in it.
me: Splash! £$%^&^%!!!!

They always do it to psych me out (OK I do it back too)

 

[USER1999]

SPIN!

As it scoots never more than 12" off the deck, straight through the green.

 

[Tommo21]

Solid.

Be good.

Get down.

Stay up.

Turn over.

 

[Smiffy]

One that always gets my goat...

"Oooh! You've got a nitby"

 

[Imurg]

Be the club
You don't want that one back
Robbed
Ah! members bounce
Kick left/right
Go go go
Where's the wind?

 

[owalker]

Didn't hit it.
Didn't have the legs.
Stay left.
Sit up!
Get on the green.
Get in the hole.
It was a tough lie...

Then there's the old Caddyshack faithful:

Nice shot, right in the beach.
Oh golly, I'm hot today.
Hits one outta nowhere!
Cinderella story...
Let's go, while we're young.

 

[JustOne]

Bounce!!

Nice putt.

Good line.

Good for length.

Is it me??

Just off to wrestle the trouser snake.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

What's your handicap?

Been playing long?

If only I'd parred the last 4 holes.

I was two over if I hadn't lost 5 balls and three putted 11 times.

Was that a shank?

Bit of work left on that putt.

Oh man, that's a terrible lie.

Was that a lob wood?

 

[Yerman]

D'oh

 

[nulassilb]

To me: "No....we'll find that"
By me: "Fore!"
"Can I go yet?"

(The joy of not judging distance well)

 

[Golfmmad]

Oh no

Get up, get up

I never go there

I'll take that any day

Can I have that one

Take the Tiger line


Golfmmad.

 

[ColinR]

"Does your boyfriend play golf too..." - After a very short putt

I like that

 

[Society_Fan]

"Not enough Weetabix" (putt coming up short)
"Golf shot" (actually hitting one well)
"Oh come on Dan!!!" (insert name as appropriate when hitting another really bad shot)
"Draw" (as the ball fades away)
"Fade" (as the ball hooks in to the trees)
"Go, fly, chase etc..."
"stop, sit, bite etc..."

 

[Canfordhacker]

"Be right" as it floats down over the flag from 120 yards, stance held beatifully at the top of the follow through.

 

[clubchamp07]

bye bye! I've said that many a time.

 

[TRS30]

Leave a putt short- 'Is that your lipstick that just feel out of your bag?'

 

[Fore]

Oh ********!

Why edit a word that is not a swear word?

 

[vig]

Is it STILL me

 

[USER1999]

Todays word was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Accompanied by Jeeez, Gordon Bennet.

And the odd wtf.