The funniest thing?

I hit a 6 iron to the right of our 12th green hit a sprinkler head bounced on the green and rolled in - was a birdie as I messed up my second shot. My mates and I were in hysterics
 
Playing the second at ours which is a longish par 3. We are stood on the tee , one of the group in front is just short he takes his putter out of his bag and aims his trolly(electric) at the next tee only it does not stop as expected
We try to make him aware, no chance he can't hear us(very windy) next thing he has putted out and goes to get his bag and trolly and he can't for the life of him find it (we are done shouting) he looks every where but the right place.
Next thing is he starts on his playing partners accusing them of hiding his trolly. Untill someone who is playing the eighteenth points out that his trolly is stuck in the hedge by the third tee. the wind just happend to die down enough for us to hear him say "well how the Flip did that get there" or words to that effect. We were just cracked up on th tee.
 
Ive seen a lady out on the course with a power trolley. Windy as hell and raining, She puts he brolley onto her trolley, wind catches it tips the trolley over and it starts going full tilt up the fairway dropping her clubs out asd it goes. She running after it and everytime she bends down to stop it she misses. This carrys on for about 100yards before the trolley end up in a bunker. We did get it out of the bunker for her and help pick her stuff up after we had stopped laughing.

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We had a waterfall on one hole you could walk over when the water level was pretty low. The one time of year you didnt walk over it was when the Canadian gease were having young ens. I saw one bloke take no notice and walked over anyway = Gease attaking him and him falling into the top level of the pond clubs n all SPLASH
 
I hit a tee shot on our 18th temp tee and I'm ready to blast a driver down the middle. Trouble is I top it and the ball hits the wood around the edge of the tee mat, shoots up, never to be seen again!
 
I was caddying for my friend in a regional pro tournament.
His playing partner had an electric trolly.
His trolley came running down the hill past me towards the next tee. I dropped my bag and raced after it.
I was not aware that the pro had a new gizmo that would stop the trolley on the tee. Looked up to see the Pros helpless with laughter.
 
Another trolley in the pond story here!

Me and our club steward are near the green waiting for the other 2 to catch up so we're fishing in the pond by the 1st green and pulling out dozens of balls. When the other 2 finally arrive the guy with the push trolley forgets to put the brake on on the slope and away it goes - the three of us (laughing our heads off) help him pull his bag and trolley out (he's not amused).

Anyway while he's sorting himself and his bag out I start sifting through our findings and chucking the crap back into the pond - next thing we hear is "Where's my ball gone?" So not only had he had the misfortune to send his bag and trolley swimming followed by himself but I'd gone and thrown the last dry piece of equipment he had deep into the pond - I never told him that as he wasn't best pleased at the time!
 
Your mates with ex reading manager Brian Mcdermott ? guess he will have more time for golf now tho...


P.s ..does he wok doors with ya by any chance .. & whats with the muttley type laugh :D

Yes we work doors together....and the laugh well...I need to cough but was holding it in..longer then I expected with all the club waggling...so when I laughed it sounded a bit weezy.
 
I was playing with my mate years ago and we were about to tee of when some guy started to cross the fairway with his dog, a long way away. My mate says "I can't reach that..." and ordinarily, I'm pretty sure he couldn't. Well, it must have been downwind, or maybe he had Weetabix that morning, because off his drive soared. We shouted fore but the guy was oblivious. The ball took one bounce and, on the up bounce again, hit him square on the backside. And he was not happy.
 
my nephew let his 3 wheel trolly run down the side of the hill at the second green at strabane by accident and it went into a few feet of standing water.

i hadnt noticed as i was putting out but turned around to see what looked like john cleese ranting and throwing head covers off the ground and his bag completly soaked.

brilliant i though, hes not my partner today. i did loan him a spare rag to dry his clubs a bit.
 
Was playing out of the bunker on our third, just about to take my shot when a trolley came flying over the top of the bunker landing on its side beside me. I did let a few expletives out before climbing out of the bunker to find the owner - who was nowhere to be seen. It took a while to figure out that the trolley had switched itself on and come trundling more than 100 yds through trees across the course, from beside the 6th green ......
 
I was playing with a mate, and on he first, his approach hit a sprinkler head, and went through the green. He wasn't happy. He was less happy when the same happened on the second. He swung round to say did you see that, and as he did so the iron he had in his hand decapitated his driver.
 
A crow nicked my ball,

Same thing happened to my brother, We were nearing the green on the 16th and he hit it short and I long so went to look and could not find my ball, he thought I picked his ball up too which I did not as it should have been on the short stuff just in front of the green and onto the 17th tee and he was still adamant that I lifted his ball. Anyways he tees off and as it comes to a stop a great big crow swoops down beside it picks it up and flies off I could not stop laughing and that must have happened to his first ball also.
 
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