Story time.

Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred virgins committed
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable carnage
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly,
 
Re: Story time.
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger
 
Re: Story time.
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopias
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopia's campaign
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, scaring
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopia's campaign to
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopia's campaign to sacrifice
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopia's campaign to sacrifice mods
 
Once upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.


Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.


Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.


But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.


Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bikini.

Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into wet mushy goo. Looking furtively between Homer's knobbly marrow thighs.

Undeterred, virgins committed unimaginable atrocities to themselves with multiple rocketballz pitchrepairers. Alarmingly, Tiger leads Ethiopia's campaign to sacrifice mods trousers
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