Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
Sorry, just popped in to say, well done the Sooty Massif! Keeping it real since 1960 something. 
wetOnce upon a time, long ago, when Apaches picked their long biscuits out of Felicity's bushy nostrils they discovered large homer had some arrows wedged inside Smiffy's massive hideout. Police women ostracised forumers' spelling anomalies because moderators hate Mizuno, because they are Mizunophobic.
Meanwhile, another large planet orbited in synchronised unison with Uranus. NASA discovered hermaphroditism was rife within the football association.
Simultaneous espionage occurred, ballboy-wise, until hazardous emissions from London's dis-combobulated, blobby referee combusted while eating humungus numbers of adolescent scots genius's.
But stranger things were bubbling in GM-Towers underbelly. Taylormade custom-fit tam-o-shanters chaffed and sore genitalia embarrassingly swelled, exploding sweet gunge across Bridlington harbour ice-creams.
Shamefully, Brendy unzipped Homer's heaving golf-bag revealing a vokey looky-likey eBay thingamegiggy Chinese wee-easy,peasy, lemon squeezy polka-dot bakini.
Smiffy felt his unorthodox Ping sliding into