bobmac
Major Champion
......what?
22ct gold jewel encrusted nipple clamps
Whoa that makes me a millionaire, wayhayAny Ping branded apparel
Class, and I can say that as I have none of the above....Except the Pro V1's but I get them cheap from my neighbour....Oh, and the GM subscription....A round on the Wentworth West course.
Any form of plastic surgery.
A 1st class rail/plane ticket
Anything from NEXT. Ever heard of Primark?
A meal from Nandos. Nice but VASTLY overpriced.
A subscription to Golf Monthly. I mean, really, it should be free.....
Titleist Pro V1s. Over £3 for a ball? They all look the same when they go sailing into the trees!
A Chrysler 300. They always say, money doesn't buy you taste.....
Bugaboo baby buggies. Come on! They cost over £500 and look they've been designed by a blind man in a shed!
Audi/BMW/Mercs - you spend over £30,000 on a car and large it accordingly. Then, you use your mobile whilst driving because you can't afford a BlueTooth kit!
Tour bags. You're not on tour and they look stupid on a trolley.
DMDs for those over a 20 handicap. It's an achievement if you get the ball airborne - the distance is an added bonus.
Blackberrys. You're not important - you're only lying to yourself. You use your BlackBerry to play 'blocks'.
3D TV. It's a good job it only comes with two pairs of glasses as that's a pair for you and and pair for your imaginary friend.
Sent from AuburnWarrior's BlackBerry device.![]()
A new set of irons when they had a perfectly good set, that they still couldn't play with?