Sid
Where do you stand on GPS devices and fist pumps?
Where do you stand on GPS devices and fist pumps?
Sid - The Golf Guru
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KeefG
Journeyman Pro
Junior
Tour Winner
Hmmmm, I think Sid could be a forumer / member of the GM team in disguise trying to stir up some questions . . . .
Me thinks a golf magic infiltrator or maybe even one from TG
RGDave
Money List Winner
I'm a golf fanatic.....fanatic against all golfs other than the GTi from mk 1 and 2.
I'm not a fanatic against the R32 though.....tasty...
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Hey !!
I'm still waiting for an answer to my question!!
I'm still waiting for an answer to my question!!
Herbie
Tour Winner
Here ya go Sid.....
A players ball lies on the green and a player lies in a bunker, the player on the green is closer and addresses his ball first.
At address, the ball is blown away, rolls downhill and into the bunker landing on top of the other players ball, plugging it and comes to rest right behind said ball, on a marker accidentally dropped by the player whos ball is in the bunker, and blown to this spot, as the player who just played walks to the bunker he accidentally drops his club into the bunker and calmly walks in to get it out, then steps out of the bunker to assess the situation.
I have had a drink but I think Ive written it right....ish
A players ball lies on the green and a player lies in a bunker, the player on the green is closer and addresses his ball first.
At address, the ball is blown away, rolls downhill and into the bunker landing on top of the other players ball, plugging it and comes to rest right behind said ball, on a marker accidentally dropped by the player whos ball is in the bunker, and blown to this spot, as the player who just played walks to the bunker he accidentally drops his club into the bunker and calmly walks in to get it out, then steps out of the bunker to assess the situation.
I have had a drink but I think Ive written it right....ish
golf_bug
Head Pro
Picture this scenario....
I am on the 18th tee standing over a 6ft putt. Someone teeing off on the first is inexplicably struck by lightening (its a sunny day after all). With a surge of electricity pulsing through his body, he writhes around the tee box in agony, coming to rest on top of his electric trolley. The electricity has renedered his bodily functions useless and he wets himself. Unfortunately for him, the battery of his electric trolley rests between his crotch and the floor. Gravity takes hold, and the golden liquid enters the battery.......BANG!.....just as I hit my putt and duff it.
So Sid, whats the ruling? Can I re-spot my putt and go again or what?
I am on the 18th tee standing over a 6ft putt. Someone teeing off on the first is inexplicably struck by lightening (its a sunny day after all). With a surge of electricity pulsing through his body, he writhes around the tee box in agony, coming to rest on top of his electric trolley. The electricity has renedered his bodily functions useless and he wets himself. Unfortunately for him, the battery of his electric trolley rests between his crotch and the floor. Gravity takes hold, and the golden liquid enters the battery.......BANG!.....just as I hit my putt and duff it.
So Sid, whats the ruling? Can I re-spot my putt and go again or what?
Herbie
Tour Winner
RGDave
Money List Winner
Nice strategy, putting on the tee! Is your first shot on every hole a 6 foot putt, roll it off the tee onto the general grass area, then go from there?
golf_bug
Head Pro
ah-hah!...you solved the riddle Dave! I used fox like cunning and a spun an unlikely yarn to deceive the reader.
AliB
Q-School Graduate
and I thought it was a darned good one - might have asked it myself!
AliB
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
My lads have got you worried about this match already haven't they?
You'll be seeing them in the bushes in your back garden next...
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
In the rough and in front of a mirror
need_my_wedge
Has Now Found His Wedgie
Uuuuurggh, down the bloody sink!!!
All great questions but sadly destined to remained unanswered as he has disppaered back whence he came.
CarpeDiem
Challenge Tour Pro
Are you suprised?
backwoodsman
Tour Winner
Easy... You were playing matchplay and twice played out of turn and were asked to replay the shots.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Or you played two provisionals off the tee, which weren't needed.
Or you cheated.
Or you just can't count.
Or you cheated.
Or you just can't count.
Doh
Journeyman Pro
Or your are playing match Play and you tee'd of from the wrong tee twice and you were asked to tee off again.
