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Shoot me..........................

.............shoot me now.



I've managed to avoid all soaps for several weeks. And yet just now at dinner. I said to the wife.

"Is he back with his wife?" Whilst watching Corrie.


Referring to Kevin and Sally Webster in Corrie.


I surely deserve to die!!!!

Maybe not die but surely punished in some way, no golf for a month?

I really try to avoid all the soap drivel but it is hard when HID watches them ALL!! :( :( :(
 
.............shoot me now.



I've managed to avoid all soaps for several weeks. And yet just now at dinner. I said to the wife.

"Is he back with his wife?" Whilst watching Corrie.


Referring to Kevin and Sally Webster in Corrie.


I surely deserve to die!!!!

Maybe not die but surely punished in some way, no golf for a month?

I really try to avoid all the soap drivel but it is hard when HID watches them ALL!! :( :( :(

Brother!!!!!!! ;)
 
Hapless - you are beyond redemption, you will perish for eternity in the fires of Hell, you will be made to play Lydd for the rest of your days.

Rest without peace........
 
No Sir you shall not die but a serious penance is required.

From now on the following applies:
You must only play off the ladies tee.
You will s***k your next 1000 iron shots.
You will slice your next 500 drives out of bounds.
Any attempt to use a wedge will result in a thinned shot.
You will take a minimum of 4 puts per hole.

Whilst serving this period of penance you will use only pink tees, you will only be allowed to play in white trowsers, pink shirts, two tone shoes and a lilac fedora with a large white feather in the brim.

You sir are a discrace to all that is manly and I dispise you.

Bye the way did they get back together?
 
My name is Jabba and I watch Emmerdale and Coronation Street.

This is soapaholics anonymous isn't it ?

Me too :o

Except my name isn't Jabba.

I don't get upset if I don't see them, but I quite enjoy the pantomime of it if I'm in and the missus is watching them.
 
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