She's having a laugh!......

[JustOne]

HID - " i wanna go somewhere hot, steaming hot "
ME - "ok, but im taking my clubs for atleast one game"
HID - " if we go for ten day ok, but if not no"
Me - " only one round and you can drive the buggy so your not at the hotel alone"
HID - " nope, 10 days or no golf "
Me - " ok f*** it, we'll go for a week and ill have a 3 day holiday with the lads somewhere else "

Mine would go more like this...

HID - " i wanna go somewhere hot, steaming hot "
ME - "bye! have a good time,...kiss the kids for me"

She's pretty good to me really, normally she says...

"Go and play golf!.. you're irritating me!"

 

[viscount17]

now mine always says 'take your shoes, you may want a game'

however, you must <u>always</u> pay close attention to the tone with which it was said.

off to Tunisia at easter, and it just so happens that a course is very handily located practically next door - anyone know what club hire costs?

Your not staying at the Houda Golf and Beach Hotel are you? And hoping to play Palm Links Golf course?

Andy

No, Port el Kantaoui, two 18's

 

[CrapHacker]

I'd take the three days extra holiday, myself.

If you're thinking of taking a lads holiday next year, you can afford it.

And it'd make you happy.

And it'd make her happy.

And I bet, by the time you're away, that you realise your productivity will go up when you return if you have a couple more days rest whilst you're away.

When I was self employed, I insisted I couldn't take time off, coz of the cost to the company whilst I was away.

I eventually agreed to 7 days holiday. SWMBO found a 14 day holiday that was cheaper than my 7 day rest, so reluctantly I agreed to it.

Best decision I could have made.

Perked me right up, it did.

 

[Smiffy]

Is there not something that she could do for 4 hours?

More like 8. Have you played with him????

 

[Oddsocks]

Smiffy you ______, the only reason our round was sound long was because you felt the constant need to teach me the air shot. Although i learned from the master, i have failed to find a suitable time in the round to use it.

well lads, last night the deal was struck, 7 days no golf, but turkey 2012 is a pass.... touch!

 

[Yerman]

Make her an offer she can't refuse, sex or golf - she'll probably help pack your clubs

you could be subtle and tell her you couldn't afford the green fees and the viagra.

 

[vig]

If she wants somewhere hot and very steamy, lock her in a sauna for a week then feck off with the boys

Mine would happily let me play everyday so she could have some peace. She gets fed up of me poking her when she's taking in the rays

 

[Oddsocks]

Shes getting better, she sort of tried to put me on a once a week ruling for golf, but us now saying " oh I'm doing thus tomorrow after work, why don't you hit the range for an hour "

She's up to something I know it

 

[beggsy]

any chance you can post me over my footjoy socks please under the bedside cabinet

 

[JustOne]

any chance you can post me over my footjoy socks please under the bedside cabinet

Don't worry mate.. I found them when I was there. She said she'd post 'em.

 

[beggsy]

oh thats great there my lucky socks