Scotland V England

[Dodger]

Remember Bannockburn....

 

[DCB]

Bannockburn, was that the one with Mel Wallace or was it Robert the Gibson ?

 

[Dodger]

I think it was the one where Ray Clemence let it through his legs.

 

[vig]

C'mon boys don't start the goalkeeper slatings cos we've got more

As for Bannockburn, i think Allardyce will turn them around.

 

[Herbie]

Does he look anything like this?

The things I do for Halloween

 

[John_Findlay]

You could have dressed up, Herb.

 

[Herbie]

You could have dressed up, Herb.

The things my kids make me do Do you think Id be able to play like this?

 

[Tommo21]

Thats the starter, it is, it's the starter. Nah, he cant be english. I think we should call this off. Until we have a conference with the battle committee I think we should suspend all hostilities. We can have a Australian playing Wallace but not an Englishman prancing about like a mad scotsman. Only scotsman can do this.

 

[Smiffy]

You could have dressed up, Herb.

I've had worse

 

[viscount17]

What the Scots have never understood (and I may be guilty of letting out the secret) is that morris dancing is in fact the deadliest form of martial art. Hence the reason for the bells, it is so lethal that when practicing the opponent has to be given due warning.

 

[Herbie]

Keep well away from morris dancers if you value your life!

 

[USER1999]

Or your wife, apparently.

 

[viscount17]

. . . and there'll be none of this, sailor

 

[Cernunnos]

What the Scots have never understood (and I may be guilty of letting out the secret) is that morris dancing is in fact the deadliest form of martial art. Hence the reason for the bells, it is so lethal that when practicing the opponent has to be given due warning.

I Know a second dan grand Morris... He is leathal with his white hankie whilst dancing to speed the plough

 

[Tommo21]

I knew it, the English have a plan and are into tactics already. They're meeting an hour before the first tee off and now they've got a vice captain. They also have an idea of the pairings. I think the English must have an informer, they couldnt think all this up on their own.

 

[John_Findlay]

It's that Ivan, Harv. He was obviously an English spy on the Craigielaw trip. They've been planning this all along, I tell you. We're walking into a trap.

We're doomed, I tell you, dooooommmmed !

 

[DCB]

Vice Captain, tactics and prepairing team selection, does this mean the English team will be releasing a hit single in the charts next week ?

 

[vig]

yes, it's the birdie song

You don't know the half of it. (nudge,nudge,wink,wink)

We also want our turf and goal posts back

 

[TonyN]

I thought the majority agreed on a megamix of its coming home, the birdie song and we are the champions?

 

[DCB]

Not to be outdone by an English captain preparing for the event, I've been to Costco and have a big box of tictacs. We should be able to match everything they throw at us.


Oh by the way, if we win we promise not to dig up the turf on the 18th hole as a memento for home.