Scotland V England

[Tommo21]

SS2 was calling far a little pre game banter, so with the thought of an official starter come February.

“On the tee representing Scotland John Findlay”. Now tell me, this will put the $hitters right up the English, especially when they see the starter with a kilt and a two handed sword shouting “remember Berwick”.

Bring it on troops, bring it on.

 

[shanker]

I'll be miles away Tomo, but I'll be rooting for the Scots. Get it up them!

 

[USER1999]

What, men, afraid of cross dressers, that'll be the day.

Bring it on.

 

[vig]

I now have a picture in my head of a grown man in a checked skirt, fishnet stockings and stiletto's.. No pink chaps

 

[theeaglehunter]

Go on the English boys, your country needs you!

I'm sure that won't be a problem though, when was the last time the scottish beat England at something ... Ok the rugby, but we will always be the superior sporting nation

will national anthems be sung before the event ?

 

[Tommo21]

What, men, afraid of cross dressers, that'll be the day.

Bring it on.

The factitious cross dresser is not a cross dresser, he is a dresser who is cross. By the way, any nancy boy morris dancing golfers coming to frighten us Scots then.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Thats the problem with tthe scots remembering the past "remember Berwick" etc. I say remember Euro 96. Come on the English

 

[Andy]

No Surrender! We are the people.

Andy

 

[HomerJSimpson]

At the end of the day as long as golf is the winner I don't really care.

 

[SS2]

I have heard that Morris dancing down south is, in fact, just a cover for wife-swapping and other type of nefarious activities. Is this true? Any of the belled-trouser-and-silly-sticks brigade have any first hand (or second hand) experiences to share?

 

[Tommo21]

Thats the problem with tthe scots remembering the past "remember Berwick" etc. I say remember Euro 96. Come on the English

Did you know 96 was the year of the Berwick slaughter, check it out. Tell me Homer, did you win euro 96, yes or no, did you win it. Scotland only has 5 million to pick from you have 40 and you’re still pi$h. We know we’re crap at football you guys don’t.

Oh, who won the world amateur team title by 9 strokes from the USA.

 

[John_Findlay]

I think we should have team uniforms....consisting of ridiculous trousers (a la Poulter) for the English and fake plastic breasts up our shirts ( a la Monty) for the Scots.

 

[Tommo21]

I think we should have team uniforms....consisting of ridiculous trousers (a la Poulter) for the English and fake plastic breasts up our shirts ( a la Monty) for the Scots.

John, one or two of us Scots wont need the plastic breasts

 

[backwoodsman]

I have heard that Morris dancing down south is, in fact, just a cover for wife-swapping and other type of nefarious activities. Is this true? Any of the belled-trouser-and-silly-sticks brigade have any first hand (or second hand) experiences to share?

Perhaps bells on yer shoes do look silly, but they mke such a pretty sound when you're giving someone an 4rse-kicking....





Ps Good luck both sides really...

 

[vig]

I have heard that Morris dancing down south is, in fact, just a cover for wife-swapping and other type of nefarious activities. Is this true? Any of the belled-trouser-and-silly-sticks brigade have any first hand (or second hand) experiences to share?

If this is true.. about the wife swapping bit, I might move further south.....
Never ever thought that i might get an Aston as a straight swap for the missus

 

[vig]

Thats the problem with tthe scots remembering the past "remember Berwick" etc. I say remember Euro 96. Come on the English

Did you know 96 was the year of the Berwick slaughter, check it out. Tell me Homer, did you win euro 96, yes or no, did you win it. Scotland only has 5 million to pick from you have 40 and you’re still pi$h. We know we’re crap at football .

Oh, who won the world amateur team title by 9 strokes from the USA.

That's not strictly true Tomo.... we know you're crap at football as well



John, one or two of us Scots wont need the plastic breasts .

Mmmm maybe i'm on the wrong team

 

[SS2]

We have also been world elephant polo champions unlike our southern cousins...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4073353.stm

 

[Imurg]

We have also been world elephant polo champions unlike our southern cousins...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4073353.stm

Yeah.

And?

 

[madandra]

I think the Scots should wear See You Jimmy hats and the English should wear Bowlers.


As far as big tits are concerned I am glad to have Monty as our mascott

 

[TonyN]

Nah nah naaaaaah, nah nah naaaaaah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, naaaa naaaa, Enger-land Enger-land and we all lover Enger-laaaaand.

So lookin forward to this meet.

Bet I am the first one to top my drive after a great introduction!!!