Davey S2
Assistant Pro
Emailed this to the other half yesterday and amazingly she has acknowledged receipt and confirmed acceptance of the terms! I think she's a keeper 
Roll on 28th September!!
Dear Ms Prosser
I am writing to advise you of the timetable for the upcoming Ryder Cup taking place from Friday 28[SUP]th[/SUP] September to Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP] September 2012.
As a result please note that David (‘your Fiancé’) will be unavailable during the following times (‘the Reserved Periods’):
Friday 28[SUP]th[/SUP] – 12.30 pm until the early hours of Saturday 29[SUP]th[/SUP]
Saturday 29[SUP]th[/SUP] – 12.00pm until the early hours of Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP]
Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP] – 1.00pm until late evening.
Your Fiancé may be available for some interaction and selected events with you outside of these times.
Please note that advance notice of any such planned events must be given and consent may be withheld in the event that any event threatens to overrun any of the Reserved Periods or leave your Fiancé stranded without access to a television equipped with Sky Sports.
You should also be aware that the following restrictions will be placed on you for the duration of the Reserved Periods:
· No moaning about ‘more bloody golf’
· No suggestions of ‘getting up off the sofa for a while’
· No comments or criticisms of the type and extent of any food or beverages consumed by your Fiancé
· Strictly no suggestions of housework
· Uneducated comments about golf (e.g ‘that’s a nice looking lawn’) are prohibited
· All noise and disturbance to be kept to an absolute minimum
Thank you for your co-operation and understanding during this time.
Yours faithfully
Sky Sports Team
Roll on 28th September!!
Dear Ms Prosser
I am writing to advise you of the timetable for the upcoming Ryder Cup taking place from Friday 28[SUP]th[/SUP] September to Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP] September 2012.
As a result please note that David (‘your Fiancé’) will be unavailable during the following times (‘the Reserved Periods’):
Friday 28[SUP]th[/SUP] – 12.30 pm until the early hours of Saturday 29[SUP]th[/SUP]
Saturday 29[SUP]th[/SUP] – 12.00pm until the early hours of Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP]
Sunday 30[SUP]th[/SUP] – 1.00pm until late evening.
Your Fiancé may be available for some interaction and selected events with you outside of these times.
Please note that advance notice of any such planned events must be given and consent may be withheld in the event that any event threatens to overrun any of the Reserved Periods or leave your Fiancé stranded without access to a television equipped with Sky Sports.
You should also be aware that the following restrictions will be placed on you for the duration of the Reserved Periods:
· No moaning about ‘more bloody golf’
· No suggestions of ‘getting up off the sofa for a while’
· No comments or criticisms of the type and extent of any food or beverages consumed by your Fiancé
· Strictly no suggestions of housework
· Uneducated comments about golf (e.g ‘that’s a nice looking lawn’) are prohibited
· All noise and disturbance to be kept to an absolute minimum
Thank you for your co-operation and understanding during this time.
Yours faithfully
Sky Sports Team