Hi all,
This is my first post on the forum, apologies but it is a bit of a rant!!
Played my first match on the HowdidIdo knockout today against a right Knob from East Sussex. I knew from the minute he waddled up to the first tee making a rolling a fag in one hand and scratching his nuts with the other that it was going to be a long day!
Anyway the jammy git took first two holes with lucky pars leaving me 2 down, but by the 3rd he was putting like a girl and soon let me back into the match leaving me 1 up after the first 9.
We got to the 13th and he hit one of the crappest tee-shots ive ever seen, slicing it 50 yards off the fairway into thick rough. "you'll find it there no problem" I told him, and unexpectedly the to55er actually believed me and went to look for it. When arriving where we thought it ball went I stumbled accross it straight away, so before he noticed I put the full weight of my size 10's on it and buried the ball never to be seen again
All the way down the 15th & 16th this bloke never shut up constantly telling crap jokes and totally putting me off my game. I ended up letting this irritate me and lost both holes
By the 17th I decided to ignore him, teed up ready to hit a lovely drive, nice slow backswing, started my downswing and what happened???? ..the *** farted!!! Put my right off my swing and i hit a shocker! He then topped a 6 iron that managed to run onto the green, another hole lost.
Anyway going down the last I knew if I won this hole it would have to go to extra holes and I really couldnt stand playing with this Knob any longer so decided to make sure I didnt win. Its a Par 5 I was off the green in 3 and he was 6 foot away from flag in 3, so I thought if I get up and down for a Par he would do no worse than 2 putt to halve the hole and I would lose the match and feck off home. Anyway, I chipped on and got my par leaving him with 2 putts from 6 foot for his. He then proceeded to hit his first putt 5 foot past the feckin flag leaving another dodgy putt for the halve. At this point I knew I couldnt take anymore so conceeded the putt ran to the car and drove home as fast as my crap car that I bought from some dodgy car salesman in Bexhill on sea could take me.
Never will I be entering HowdidIdo again, you get some right knobs on there
This is my first post on the forum, apologies but it is a bit of a rant!!
Played my first match on the HowdidIdo knockout today against a right Knob from East Sussex. I knew from the minute he waddled up to the first tee making a rolling a fag in one hand and scratching his nuts with the other that it was going to be a long day!
Anyway the jammy git took first two holes with lucky pars leaving me 2 down, but by the 3rd he was putting like a girl and soon let me back into the match leaving me 1 up after the first 9.
We got to the 13th and he hit one of the crappest tee-shots ive ever seen, slicing it 50 yards off the fairway into thick rough. "you'll find it there no problem" I told him, and unexpectedly the to55er actually believed me and went to look for it. When arriving where we thought it ball went I stumbled accross it straight away, so before he noticed I put the full weight of my size 10's on it and buried the ball never to be seen again
All the way down the 15th & 16th this bloke never shut up constantly telling crap jokes and totally putting me off my game. I ended up letting this irritate me and lost both holes
By the 17th I decided to ignore him, teed up ready to hit a lovely drive, nice slow backswing, started my downswing and what happened???? ..the *** farted!!! Put my right off my swing and i hit a shocker! He then topped a 6 iron that managed to run onto the green, another hole lost.
Anyway going down the last I knew if I won this hole it would have to go to extra holes and I really couldnt stand playing with this Knob any longer so decided to make sure I didnt win. Its a Par 5 I was off the green in 3 and he was 6 foot away from flag in 3, so I thought if I get up and down for a Par he would do no worse than 2 putt to halve the hole and I would lose the match and feck off home. Anyway, I chipped on and got my par leaving him with 2 putts from 6 foot for his. He then proceeded to hit his first putt 5 foot past the feckin flag leaving another dodgy putt for the halve. At this point I knew I couldnt take anymore so conceeded the putt ran to the car and drove home as fast as my crap car that I bought from some dodgy car salesman in Bexhill on sea could take me.
Never will I be entering HowdidIdo again, you get some right knobs on there
