Royal Ascot GC

[Fish]

In the ‘mane’ it’s as good as any ‘colt’ course, but there’s a few ‘naggs’ that play there, ‘hoofing’ it around in ‘stable’-fords, No single figure ‘stallions’ to be seen ‘trotting’ round the course, and the only ‘White Horse’ is behind the bar.

I’ll get me coat......

 

[Imurg]

OK enough now - this thread is knackered.

We need something to glue it back together

 

[Deleted member 18645]

It can't be reigned in as none of us have seen that in weeks.


You do realise that all over Britain, every poster on this thread is now desperately trying to think of more horse gags.

 

[shortgame]

Who said they had???

Hay! Get off your high horse, I got it straight from the horses mouth...

Shame you couldn't have played last week after the Jamega Tour had been in town and the greens were pure and lightening quick

Also nice to hear Homer's handicap's now stable-ised, after being on the slide fur-a-long while

 

[USER1999]

It can't be reigned in as none of us have seen that in weeks.


You do realise that all over Britain, every poster on this thread is now desperately trying to think of more horse gags.

Stop nag ging it will run it's course.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

We have now had replies in the sun, rain, cloud and wind. Yes it really is an all-weather track.

 

[srixon 1]

If your game is off it can be a right mare.

 

[3puttpercy]

I think someone should shut the stable door on this thread & bolt it.

 

[davidg2010uk]

I think someone should shut the stable door on this thread & bolt it.

Not before we get a forum meat arranged.

 

[anotherdouble]

Horses for courses