Room 101

[Fyldewhite]

Players who start to shake hands etc before I've finished putting out on 18.
Glory fans
Religion, in all it's insidious forms.

Oh....and most of all, people who stand in the wrong place

 

[FairwayDodger]

Courses that host a men's individual open but not a women's one!

 

[richart]

Good things happen to good people Rich... Just Saying...

You have blown that myth out of the water.:ears:

 

[Rooter]

You have blown that myth out of the water.:ears:

Ha!!! LOL you are probably right.

 

[tugglesf239]

Davina Mcoll
Freddie Flintoff
People who do a 180 on mini roundabouts
Peter Andre Iceland Adverts
Peter Andre
Phil Tuffnell
The fat lad from Gavin and Stacy
X factor, the voice and Will I Am..................What an absolute Pill I OCK
Spotify adverts for take that, that interrupt me listening to Atari Teenage riot, or the velvet underground etc etc.....why would i be interested in Take that???????
Internet Explorer
Members of the public that said rather nasty things about me on my return from Iraq in 2003, that now all wear Help the heroes wrist bands.....HYPOCRYTES!!!
The British Press and paparazzi
Celeb culture
Johnny Vaughn
Grown men that have footballers names on the back of their shirts
People that take offence on the behalf of others....
Smug people
Service station prices


For Starters...

 

[Slime]

I am only down for three...

Not being a ginger was one of my only lucky escapes in life...
Dad and all his siblings were real carrot tops...

Spoiler alert ....................... he's probably not your dad .


Slime.

 

[c1973]

Gowf related;

New Golf Thinking...(what happened to that then?).
Pompous gits.
Folk that don't rake bunkers.

Non gowf related;

Old people in cars.
Old people in shop queues.
Old people in general.

Oh, and Hearts & Hibs..........maybe Queen of the South and Falkirik as well, just to be safe.

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

Having been to Cheltenham last week can I nominate those individuals who go to a good racing event in a cheap shiny suit, and get absolutely hammered, fighting, and acting in a generally "Chav" like manner.

Save that for Goodwood or Ascot!

 

[Rooter]

Having been to Cheltenham last week can I nominate those individuals who go to a good racing event in a cheap shiny suit, and get absolutely hammered, fighting, and acting in a generally "Chav" like manner.

Save that for Goodwood or Ascot!

You want to try Newbury tonight then! The usual Ciro Citterio clad wannabee's will be out in force starting fights after one too many shandy pops in the springtime sun.

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

You want to try Newbury tonight then! The usual Ciro Citterio clad wannabee's will be out in force starting fights after one too many shandy pops in the springtime sun.

Wow, I thought Newbury might avoid that kind of nonsense, not being a big meet. I hate those kind of people at those events. It's meant to be relaxing, watching the racing with an odd drink or two, not a chance to get really pissed up (that comes after, over the post-racing curry)

 

[Rooter]

Wow, I thought Newbury might avoid that kind of nonsense, not being a big meet. I hate those kind of people at those events. It's meant to be relaxing, watching the racing with an odd drink or two, not a chance to get really pissed up (that comes after, over the post-racing curry)

This is an interesting watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyUEBT-tk

 

[NWJocko]

Man flu.

I'm in pieces

 

[c1973]

This is an interesting watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyUEBT-tk

Soul Crew getting a bit of a spanking there. What odds were the on course bookies giving for that?

 

[North Mimms]

Unexpected items in the bagging area.

Tailgaters.

Kim Kardashian's arse (assuming it will fit)

 

[Liverbirdie]

Soul Crew getting a bit of a spanking there. What odds were the on course bookies giving for that?

Bet there was lots of ska after that.

 

[c1973]

Bet there was lots of ska after that.

It was Madness. The height of Bad Manners in all honesty, rude boys and girls everywhere. Reminiscent of a scene from the Bodysnatchers. Hopefully Judge Dread locked up the Big Six fellas at the front, The Beat of his gavel when it comes down to Select(er) a Special(s) sentence should sort them out.


I could go on.

 

[Liverbirdie]

It was Madness. The height of Bad Manners in all honesty, rude boys and girls everywhere. Reminiscent of a scene from the Bodysnatchers. Hopefully Judge Dread locked up the Big Six fellas at the front, The Beat of his gavel when it comes down to Select(er) a Special(s) sentence should sort them out.


I could go on.

Dammers, couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[Slime]

Oh my word!
Where do I begin?
I know ..................... foods.
Into Room 101 would go, in no particular order,

Mushrooms,
Onions,
Garlic,
Chilli,
Curry,
More mushrooms,
Chinese food,
Broccoli,
Indian food,
Mexican food,
ALL spices,
the rest of the mushrooms,
Cinnamon,
Ketchup'
Brown Sauce,
Custard,
Pasta,
Pizza,
Pears,
Advocado,
Prawns,
Oysters,
Pumpkin,
Grapes,
Brown bread,
Granary bread,
Muesli,
cold baked beans,
Rice ....................... oh my God! RICE,
Baked Potato,
Batter,
Plain chocolate,
.
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.
I'll give it a rest for now, but ......................... there's more!


Slime.

 

[North Mimms]

Oh my word!
Where do I begin?
I know ..................... foods.
Into Room 101 would go, in no particular order,

Mushrooms,
Onions,
Garlic,
Chilli,
Curry,
More mushrooms,
Chinese food,
Broccoli,
Indian food,
Mexican food,
ALL spices,
the rest of the mushrooms,
Cinnamon,
Ketchup'
Brown Sauce,
Custard,
Pasta,
Pizza,
Pears,
Advocado,
Prawns,
Oysters,
Pumpkin,
Grapes,
Brown bread,
Granary bread,
Muesli,
cold baked beans,
Rice ....................... oh my God! RICE,
Baked Potato,
Batter,
Plain chocolate,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I'll give it a rest for now, but ......................... there's more!


Slime.

What DO you eat?

 

[Beezerk]

What DO you eat?

He drinks his own urine allegedly.