Predictions for Woodhall Spa Pensioners v Athletes meet

Re: Gear that works.

A couple that have already been mentioned, MacWet gloves and my Galvin Green umbrella.
The gloves are brilliant. They are that good that you don't even think about whether you'll be able to grip the club or not, it isn't even a question after a few swings with them.

It is a very weird feeling having them slimey to the touch but as soon as you get a golf club in your hands you lose all doubt about them. I also tried to keep wringing the excess water out of them every couple of holes as best I could while I was wearing them, but it isn't easy. I daren't take them off to do it in case I couldn't get them on again.

A few people have mentioned being very cold, but I found after the initial 15-20 minutes while my hands got used to them that I never felt I had cold hands the rest of the way round. Maybe it was the dozen layers keeping my body warm that helped.

The umbrella was a long drive prize from the GM organised Beau Desert meet the year before last, and this was the first time I'd used it because my usual one had been lent out. As Anthony said, it took some abuse and shows no signs of damage at all. It was even turned inside out at least once.

My approach to not wanting to chase down the fairway after my brolly as a few others had to was to leave it
tightened into the brolly holder.
It worked. Not even the strong wind on Sunday could blow my brolly away while it was bolted to a trolley laying on its' side.

Bearing that in mind honourable mentions have to go to the Hillbilly trolley and umbrella holder which took the same abuse that the umbrella did and the worst that happened is that I had to put the battery back on its' tray.

Sunderland waterproofs were just that. Only wetness was socks (see below), bottom of trousers, and a slightly moist back of my collar.
My 3 year old FJ AQL's are NOT waterproof. Couldn't tell you if they ever were or not.
My laser won't read distances in heavy rain, although it did in the lighter rain even though my view through it was very very foggy.
Zippo Blu lighter does NOT do what it says on the tin. I could hear the gas, I could see the sparks, but it wasn't going to light. Thankfully the chap in the halfway hut set fire to a bit of paper on his pilot light so I could have 1 cigarette during the round and I thanked him by assuming that rubbing it on the ground and holding it in the rain would put the embers out before I threw it in the bin. Sorry :o.

My next essential purchase for wet weather golf?
A box of matches and a waterproof poly bag.
 
Looks like that doesn't include dinner though on the first night, which won't be too much of a problem given there's a decent pub literally over the road from the complex. I think Brocket Hall would be ideal for next year.
 
Brocket Hall is a great venue and 2 great courses....Would love to be on that 'ferry' in the weather there was over the weekend :rofl:
 
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Looks like that doesn't include dinner though on the first night, which won't be too much of a problem given there's a decent pub literally over the road from the complex. I think Brocket Hall would be ideal for next year.
The deal Gibbo put the link up for runs out Oct 28 this year......room for another meet in the calendar 2012?????
Crooked Chimney does great food, but also GREAT beer!!!:cheers:

G1BBO.....Brocket Hall beer prices cheaper than the Auberge du Lac prices.......:o
 
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The deal Gibbo put the link up for runs out Oct 28 this year......room for another meet in the calendar 2012?????
Crooked Chimney does great food, but also GREAT beer!!!:cheers:

Oh go on then!! :fore::whoo:
 
Played a 4 ball at Brocket Hall with Steve Davies and Barry Hearn.

Lovely place not so great when they pipped us on the last to take our cash!!
 
Thought I'd better post my take of the weekend - wet and windy! ..... and that was just the snooker room!!

Pieman and RigkG are world class farters both for sustained farting and most farts in an hour... PNWokingham is right up there too!!.... MadAdey appears to be a newbie to the art but tried his best....... I digress but can't help thinking some of you were on the wrong team!!! Farters the lot of you!

My weekend was epic - really enjoyed meeting all you knobs - the Captain asked me who I wanted to play with and I said I'd take Gibbo out (well someone had to!!!!!!! ;)) and guarantee winning a point (ala Poulter) - we didn't dissapoint!

Obviously I'd engaged my mouth before realising we would face TXL (probably the most consistent player I've ever met along with Leftie) backed up by Hobbit off 6 h/cap who turned out NOT to have red/orange fuzzy hair!!!

Our 5&3 victory was somewhat flattering as the game itself felt a lot closer, after 6 holes we were 1up which became 3up thru 8 with a couple more pars, then Gibbo holed a putt on the 9th and we were (somewhat surprisingly) 4up at the turn. When he holed a 10ft downhiller on the 10th for a par (net birdie) we went 5up thru 10 and it felt like we'd broken the resolve of our hardy opponents. It took us 4 more holes to close it out with a shonky 1/2 on the 14th as they just refused to fold.

Thoroughly enjoyed the game, was a pleasure to meet Gibbo and Hobbit for the 1st time.

In the clubhouse after day 1 and as the matches came in we were 2 1/2pts after the 1st 3 matches and it seemed we were going to thrash the Old Farts.... and then we lost the remaining 5 matches!! Go figure.

Dinner was nice, that steak was lovely, frikking stupid to squeeze us all in like that, didn't really want to make a tit of myself but there was no way I could get my elbow space with those 2 lumps sitting either side of me! ;)

Not much else to say about the snooker room... one of those memories that will stay with me probably for the wrong reasons :mad: Bed at 2.30, asleep at 4am, up at 7 and I felt like crap.

Standing on the 1st tee I was wondering if this is what being dead feels like :mad: I was tempted to ask some of the Old Farts as they'd probably know, I chipped the ball round very shakily just trying not to hurt my back anymore than it was already hurting........ it took 7 holes for the painkillers to kick in, by which time I was 1 down... and my opponent (Vig) was shortly to shake my hand as he was too washed out/cold to carry on... I felt like I was just about to START playing :mad: To be honest his mate who he'd travelled down with did look totally washed away and I thought Vig might head off with him... it's hard to watch your travelling companion to suffer like that. So hats off to Vig for doing the right thing. My £24 dunlop waterproofs were superb, water down the neck obviously but aside from that I was dry and warm, even my hands were fine in the wet-weather glove I'd bought for £15. So I headed off to join the group ahead and watched MadAdey stripe the skin off a few golfballs and Pieman pretty much duff it round for 9 holes :whistle:

There was an atmosphere brewing as the Whippersnappers started piling on the points, Smiffy had walked in, myself, Pieman, MadAdey, Region3 had all won.... then I got into the clubhouse and Murphthemog told me Gibbo had won his match too!!! I was blown away... I felt sooooooo pleased for him... what a day/couple of days he must have had!

Bit of an anti-climax to winning as some had headed off and there wasn't a 'Captains Prize Giving' or winning speech, but nevertheless it was some great memories and it's always good to put faces to names and meet the people who normally slag me off ;)

Kudos to Aztecs for the coffees, Bobmac for being there, Murph for the lift, Pieman for snoring all night, TXL/Hobbit for the match, Vig...... and some **** in a safari hat for making me laugh.... :D

I had a great time and it was a pleasure to chat with ALL of you choppers :whistle: See you all at Camberley or Blackmoor... or Cooden... or....................................... :thup:
 
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Really enjoying these writeups and yours is a cracker James. Shame there was no ceremony at the end and 'ryder cup stlye' photos of the whippersnappers celebrating the win.

I spent the day on Sunday painting the bathroom wall thinking how much I was glad I was inside, even though I was painting the bathroom wall :mad:- you guys deserve a medal, it sounded a war of attrition out there...

ps James, that pink jumper is a shocker :ears:
 
Really balled off that I walked in. BTW it was nothing to do with Mike.

Proquip waterproof jacket --- *****, goin back to pro this week, worn twice, soaked twice!! i gave it the benefit of the doubt first time as conditions, believe it or not were worse than yesterday.
Woodworm waterproof trousers --- *****, goin in the bin.
Undercrackers and socks soaked,
3yr old FJ's were ok, soaked from top down. toes were only dry bit of clothing I had left.
FJ rain glove -- great, unfortunately it was glove and not gloves, couldn't feel fingers.

I did have the foresight though to have a change of clothes ready.

Damp in the knee, hurting like hell today.

We'll have to finish the match one day James. feel I let the team down as my point could have made the difference
 
We'll have to finish the match one day James

No problem mate.... I felt a bit out of place but I didn't want to walk in.... I wanted to play the course and wasn't feeling too bad/wet/cold all things considered... after I striped that drive down 8 I was feeling my back loosening up and that was the moment I thought I might be in with a chance down the stretch.

I really wanted to play the back 9 and would have done so even if I had to wee myself to keep warm like the pensioners do.... :whistle:

Another time hopefully :thup:

You better check your mate is still alive today.... he might go down with pneumonia the way he was looking :mad: Felt proper sorry for him..... it's usually me that looks like that, just ask Richart :mad:




nb: I'm not sure ANYONE would have walked in had Smiffy not walked back past the entire field!!!

Still.... the better team won :ears:
 
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