Playing with a 5 handicapper (who hasn't played for weeks)...

[Nikki]

It's great to know that I am a absolutely crap golfer...

Played with the greenkeeper (who's scottish, from fife and used to play off a 5 handicap)...

He was just farting about in his casual shoes on the course... I promissed he could borrow my shoes...

Anyway he was just farting about playing what to be honest for him must have been the worst golf o his life when we came up to the 508 meter par five (559 yards) when he decided to play it seriously and he took driver... drove the ball...




AND PLAYED 7 IRON into the green...

WHiched he duffed... couldn't get up and down (his short game was crap) and got a very comfortable par...

How depressing is that...

 

[CrapHacker]

5 Handicapper ?

Farting about ?

Can't play short irons ?

No short game ?

But can hit it hard ?

You've been playing with JOUK haven't you.

 

[Nikki]

No, he's the green keeper at golfcourse Crimpenerhout...

If you can read dutch...

http://www.golfbaancrimpenerhout.nl/Home.html