Phil Michelson caption competition

[rickg]

this is Phil on the 6th at the Shell Houston Open today.....(click to enlarge)



I'm kicking off with:

"If I won as many tournaments as Tiger, I'd be able to pay someone to do this for me"

 

[fundy]

"Eejit told me to check and see if my balls smell of pine too"

 

[rickg]

"Eejit told me to check and see if my balls smell of pine too"

Winner!!!....:rofl:

 

[JustOne]

Winner!!!....:rofl:

That was a short comp!

 

[pokerjoke]

This new religion means i have to pray every hour,on the hour wherever i am.

 

[Imurg]

Anything Ron Jeremy can do...........................

 

[Mungoscorner]

"so how exactly do i stick my head up my own a*se"

 

[Piece]

"I've seen Flately do it on YouTube...?"

 

[JT77]

I know I said 4 iron bones, but u didnt have kick me in knackers!! just say its a 3!

 

[sev112]

"that's the last time i write "KNOB" on Tiger's ball"

 

[drawboy]

Prince had to remove a rib so he could do this!!

 

[papyt]

" are you sure they like this position tiger???"

 

[Scouser]

Its meant to go in the other hole Smiffy...U knob

 

[Crow]

I must be getting less flexible, I'm sure I could manage this when I was younger.

 

[Slime]

"I see what you mean Bones, the grain does go the other way".

Slime.

 

[Scouser]

Told you the V-Easy would fit

 

[One Planer]

No......




Nope..............

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm................


No.....................................



Hmmmmmmm..............


No...............



I'm pretty sure I just farted. Thank god!!!! NOT in white trousers

 

[USER1999]

Bones, when I said 4 iron, my arse, I didn't mean stick it up my jacksie.

 

[bladeplayer]

The voices , the voices .why wont they just go away