People are never happier........

[viscount17]

Why stop at one bobble, when you could have lots.

My attire for the next forum mett will be:

Black shoes
Black work socks
Cargo shorts
Very tight crew neck, in orange
Bobble hat, over the top of a baseball hat (on backwards)
A magnetic bracelet
A black glove
A beard
A pony tail
A towel tucked in my waistband
Play with a yellow monogrammed ball
On plastic tees
With matching single branded kit
And I shall mark my score in a plastic card holder after I have recorded it on a plastic counter.

Missed anything?

so what's changed?

 

[USER1999]

Very little, that's why I know I can wear it all.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Why stop at one bobble, when you could have lots.

My attire for the next forum mett will be:

Black shoes
Black work socks
Cargo shorts
Very tight crew neck, in orange
Bobble hat, over the top of a baseball hat (on backwards)
A magnetic bracelet
A black glove
A beard
A pony tail
A towel tucked in my waistband
Play with a yellow monogrammed ball
On plastic tees
With matching single branded kit
And I shall mark my score in a plastic card holder after I have recorded it on a plastic counter.

Missed anything?

Yeah - I shall adorn myself in much the same manner but I'm going to take ages on each hole and not let any of you lot playing behind through.

I'll take you all on back in the clubhouse (where I'll wear a shirt and tie and sit with my clique)....

Oh - and I'll turn my mobile right up to further annoy you all....

 

[bobmac]

Why stop at one bobble, when you could have lots.

My attire for the next forum mett will be:

Black shoes
Black work socks
Cargo shorts
Very tight crew neck, in orange
Bobble hat, over the top of a baseball hat (on backwards)
A magnetic bracelet
A black glove
A beard
A pony tail
A towel tucked in my waistband
Play with a yellow monogrammed ball
On plastic tees
With matching single branded kit
And I shall mark my score in a plastic card holder after I have recorded it on a plastic counter.

Missed anything?

Oh yes.
Wearing a long sleeved shirt/jumper under a short sleeved polo shirt
(I know it's fashionalable, but I'm just old)
Remote controlled electric trolley
And dont forget to complain to the chef about the bacon being too soggy and the bread too cold

 

[viscount17]

Why stop at one bobble, when you could have lots.

My attire for the next forum mett will be:

Black shoes
Black work socks
Cargo shorts
Very tight crew neck, in orange
Bobble hat, over the top of a baseball hat (on backwards)
A magnetic bracelet
A black glove
A beard
A pony tail
A towel tucked in my waistband
Play with a yellow monogrammed ball
On plastic tees
With matching single branded kit
And I shall mark my score in a plastic card holder after I have recorded it on a plastic counter.

Missed anything?

Oh yes.
Wearing a long sleeved shirt/jumper under a short sleeved polo shirt
(I know it's fashionalable, but I'm just old)
Remote controlled electric trolley
And dont forget to complain to the chef about the bacon being too soggy and the bread too cold

and the ball marker with the football logo,
football headcovers,

bread ? ciabatta surely, with a skinny latte

 

[CrapHacker]

I'm dreading coming to a forum meet now , I'll be picking on someone I thought was innocuous/unimportant/insignificant etc

Cheers mate,

I prefer to think of myself as innocuous rather than insignificant tbh