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I hate be a geek, but why has the TYPHOON got STORMSHADOW and EPIV fitted? It can't use those armaments, infact it is pretty useless to be honest. But credit where credits due, it does a cracking display at air shows.....:rofl:

Why can't it use STORMSHADOW? I'm interested as I was part of the team that designed the navigation system it uses - actually Typhoon may well use it also...

Though you probably can't tell us - as I cant say how the nav and guidance systems work...
 
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Why can't it use STORMSHADOW? I'm interested as I was part of the team that designed the navigation system it uses - actually Typhoon may well use it also...

Though you probably can't tell us - as I cant say how the nav and guidance systems work...

Can't really say too much to be honest, official secrets act and all that gump. STORMSHADOW is SECRET still, so the servicing manuals and parts are kept inside a vaulted room to keep it away from the wrong people. I would get shot if I started to talk about it on here....:eek:
 
Can't really say too much to be honest, official secrets act and all that gump. STORMSHADOW is SECRET still, so the servicing manuals and parts are kept inside a vaulted room to keep it away from the wrong people. I would get shot if I started to talk about it on here....:eek:

Of course you can tell us, no one reads this site!
 
the should do manoeuvres on the course,could well improve what is a goat track,wonder if PUTIN gets CAMERON to caddy for him,dont think there would be to many gimmees if the 4 ball consisted of PUTIN OBAHMA,CAMERON and who ever is in charge of ukrain this week,it would take them hours to decide who was teeing of first.
 
Can't really say too much to be honest, official secrets act and all that gump. STORMSHADOW is SECRET still, so the servicing manuals and parts are kept inside a vaulted room to keep it away from the wrong people. I would get shot if I started to talk about it on here....:eek:
Reminds me of Airplane
Ted Striker:
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.


Elaine Dickinson:
When will you be back?


Ted Striker:
I can't tell you that. It's classified.
 
Of course you can tell us, no one reads this site!

Mmmmmmmmm it uses LINS, GPS and GPWS systems to fly itself to target which can be around 250 miles away. Costs a small lottery win each and is pretty much guaranteed to hit what it is told to, with a limit on collateral damage. All that rap can be found on the Internet anyway I imagine.
 
Mmmmmmmmm it uses LINS, GPS and GPWS systems to fly itself to target which can be around 250 miles away. Costs a small lottery win each and is pretty much guaranteed to hit what it is told to, with a limit on collateral damage. All that rap can be found on the Internet anyway I imagine.

So, if I could find a way to incorporate it into my golf swing I could get to single figures?
 
Can't really say too much to be honest, official secrets act and all that gump. STORMSHADOW is SECRET still, so the servicing manuals and parts are kept inside a vaulted room to keep it away from the wrong people. I would get shot if I started to talk about it on here....:eek:

Understand. I can clearly make a pretty good guess. Just wondering if it was something simple.
 
We have a 'tank crossing' warning sign just up the road from the club. I like to think I might notice a tank crossing the road without the sign.:whistle:

I used to live not too far away from your club and cycled around Borden most weekends. There were several "incidents" involving a tank or two and me nearly being under it! They don't seem to be the best in the world at looking left or right before pulling out at high speed!
 
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