One more sleep.................

Loadsa Sun cream on the white sensitive bits Smiff , or you be walking like a cowboy (the western, just off the horse type ones, not the ive just made a sale , car sales one :D)

Have a great holiday ,

P.s youd better txt or email Bob , he does miss you ya know ........................ he hides it well but he does ;)
 
on the course, convert Metres to Yards by adding 10% (rough rule of thumb but fine for golf) ie 180 metres to green is 198 yds- simples

Enjoy, Turkey is HOT and cheaper than the Algarve.....have fun
 
on the course, convert Metres to Yards by adding 10% (rough rule of thumb but fine for golf) ie 180 metres to green is 198 yds- simples

Enjoy, Turkey is HOT and cheaper than the Algarve.....have fun

Yeah but then they go and measure the marker posts to the FRONT of the green. So it's add 10% to get your kilowatts, add another 20 yards for the pin position which is another 22 megahertz and then you come up short because you thought it was a 7 iron when it should have been a 5 wood
:whistle:
 
Yeah but then they go and measure the marker posts to the FRONT of the green. So it's add 10% to get your kilowatts, add another 20 yards for the pin position which is another 22 megahertz and then you come up short because you thought it was a 7 iron when it should have been a 5 wood
:whistle:
Just hit it in the bloody direction , find it & hit it again ha
 
Just checked the weather forecast on Accuweather and it looks like it's going to be hot with showers and thunder storms.

I bet you'll be thinking of us stuck here with this on-going drought ....

Have a good one matey.
 
Have a great trip. Just home today from a week in Portugal and had a fabulous time so hope you're trip is a cracker too.
 
A gang of Ascot members go every year and reckon it is brilliant so you'll have a great time. I know they've played a couple of the courses on your itinery and you'll be in golfing heaven. Have a good one Smiffster and keep the bald patch covered, the white bits well creamed and the hangover cures close at hand
 
I got a text at 6.00 this morning telling me he was at Gatport Airwick and on his second pint of Stella.
The old fella won't last the week out :eek:
 
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