Old golf course?

[confuciussaid]

Now i'm not sure of the going rate for having a golf course dug up but rather than get the JCB's in I am putting myself forward for hire. I can have the job done in one round.

I will only charge one free round, a coffee and a bacon barm.

 

[The_LHC]

Anyone? No me neither...

 

[Mightymoose]

No idea what you're on about, but do you do allotments?

 

[USER1999]

I am assuming he has issues fatting every shot.

Take the divots home, you coulod returf your lawn on the cheap.

 

[The_LHC]

Perhaps but what's that got to do with the subject line?

 

[USER1999]

Who knows, but then often the post has zip to do with the title.

 

[StrangelyBrown]

What'chooo talkin' about Willis?