Not looking forward to Sunday

[Tashyboy]

However Saturday night is gonna be a humdinger. Local Royal British Legion summer ball of which Tashyboy is on the committee. Any way it is a stonking night. All geared up for the 100th anniversary of the end of WW1 and 100 years of the RAF.
An excellent nights entertainment with the forces boys doing what they do best. Drink.
And there in lies the problem, they don't know when to stop. At Last years summer ball it was the most I have ever drunk in my life. It was not just quantity, but a diverse quantity.
Sunday was not a good day. Ave a feeling I may be a little delicate again this year.

 

[ScienceBoy]

I am really looking forward to Sunday.

A weekend away camping with my toddler, Sunday will be the morning after his first night camping, waking up and breakfast on Sunday should be a great experience!

 

[Deleted member 23270]

If you're not looking forward to it then maybe don't drink so much?

 

[Tashyboy]

I am really looking forward to Sunday.

A weekend away camping with my toddler, Sunday will be the morning after his first night camping, waking up and breakfast on Sunday should be a great experience!

Wonder what time he gets to sleep

 

[Tashyboy]

If you're not looking forward to it then maybe don't drink so much?

Ave a feeling I may get a bit carried away with Saturday nights events

 

[HomerJSimpson]

However Saturday night is gonna be a humdinger. Local Royal British Legion summer ball of which Tashyboy is on the committee. Any way it is a stonking night. All geared up for the 100th anniversary of the end of WW1 and 100 years of the RAF.
An excellent nights entertainment with the forces boys doing what they do best. Drink.
And there in lies the problem, they don't know when to stop. At Last years summer ball it was the most I have ever drunk in my life. It was not just quantity, but a diverse quantity.
Sunday was not a good day. Ave a feeling I may be a little delicate again this year.

And how were we feeling today?

 

[Tashyboy]

And how were we feeling today?

Excellent homer thanks. Excellent. Had a fantastic night. Took along a kid, well he's 30 now and was a very good pal of my daughter when they were at comp Skool.He is ex Mercian and saw some serious stuff in Afghan. Not gonna talk about it on here. His head went a bit and since demob he has struggled a bit, which is an understatement. Anyway he went as my guest and we shared a fair old few Sherberts. Didn't mix my drinks so my head was ok. Owned the dance floor for a bit as well.
Had a good natter with our branch president last night who was on our table. Lenny. He was a boy soldier, went into the Warickshires then volunteered for 2 para. His career took him to Korea, parachuting into Egypt and Cyprus. Some of his stories were heartbreaking. But in the same sense inspiring. He is one of those people who you never forget. He is revered in our branch. Told me how two hours into his army carreer he went to the toilet and saw an ex soldier in the toilets. He had hung himself. He said he wanted to go home. Told me his best pal was shot with a stolen Bren gun in Cyprus. Cradled him in his arms with his guts hanging out, said he died in his arms. Still says to this day " it should of been me". Parachuted into Egypt, apparantly the last time the paras have parachuted into a war zone. ( would like to know if that is correct). And the French paras were already there. Said he will never ever buy fish and chips in this country as the chippies are all owned by the Greek Cypriots and he saw some of the horrors they did. Not sure about all the chippies but I think I got his jest.
Had a natter with our vice chairman who was also on our table, who left home after he was demobbed coz his dad was still a drunken violent bully. He joined the French foreign legion for three months. He realised running away did not solve his problem, so he travelled back from France and knocked on his parents door. His dad opened the door and the vice chairman smacked him straight between the eyes as hard as he could and put his dad on his backside. He then went to bed. Got up in the morning and his dad had proper Panda eyes. Said his dad never ever laid a finger on him or his mother again. I asked him if he had learned any French. He said two words in French. I said " what's that mean". He said left right, left right, left right. I nearly wet me pants laughing.
looking forward to next year Homer.

 

[jim8flog]

How has Monday been?

 

[Tashyboy]

How has Monday been?

Excellent, grandaughter looks like she has had her dinner on a roller coaster.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Excellent homer thanks. Excellent. Had a fantastic night. Took along a kid, well he's 30 now and was a very good pal of my daughter when they were at comp Skool.He is ex Mercian and saw some serious stuff in Afghan. Not gonna talk about it on here. His head went a bit and since demob he has struggled a bit, which is an understatement. Anyway he went as my guest and we shared a fair old few Sherberts. Didn't mix my drinks so my head was ok. Owned the dance floor for a bit as well.
Had a good natter with our branch president last night who was on our table. Lenny. He was a boy soldier, went into the Warickshires then volunteered for 2 para. His career took him to Korea, parachuting into Egypt and Cyprus. Some of his stories were heartbreaking. But in the same sense inspiring. He is one of those people who you never forget. He is revered in our branch. Told me how two hours into his army carreer he went to the toilet and saw an ex soldier in the toilets. He had hung himself. He said he wanted to go home. Told me his best pal was shot with a stolen Bren gun in Cyprus. Cradled him in his arms with his guts hanging out, said he died in his arms. Still says to this day " it should of been me". Parachuted into Egypt, apparantly the last time the paras have parachuted into a war zone. ( would like to know if that is correct). And the French paras were already there. Said he will never ever buy fish and chips in this country as the chippies are all owned by the Greek Cypriots and he saw some of the horrors they did. Not sure about all the chippies but I think I got his jest.
Had a natter with our vice chairman who was also on our table, who left home after he was demobbed coz his dad was still a drunken violent bully. He joined the French foreign legion for three months. He realised running away did not solve his problem, so he travelled back from France and knocked on his parents door. His dad opened the door and the vice chairman smacked him straight between the eyes as hard as he could and put his dad on his backside. He then went to bed. Got up in the morning and his dad had proper Panda eyes. Said his dad never ever laid a finger on him or his mother again. I asked him if he had learned any French. He said two words in French. I said " what's that mean". He said left right, left right, left right. I nearly wet me pants laughing.
looking forward to next year Homer.

Excellent. Some powerful stuff in the post but glad it was a top night and the head was solid

 

[Tashyboy]

Excellent. Some powerful stuff in the post but glad it was a top night and the head was solid

There was Homer, the chairman is one of the most sincere persons I have met.