NORTH WEST ENGLAND - King of Kings 2014

Qwerty said:
I Think Frodsham reminded me of Moor Allerton a bit,but nowhere near as good. I might of felt more for the course if I wasn't Chomping for England for most of the round.

The highlight was Podge Shaming one of the local kids into walking back down the hole to where he'd just nicked Daves ball from :D I though He was going to grab him by the sideys and march him down the Fairway at one point, the kid was crapping himself after being confronted by a raging bloke in Yellow trousers and crumbled instantly :D
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proper LOL ! why am I only hearing this now!!!!! :rofl: classic!
 
Qwerty said:
I Think Frodsham reminded me of Moor Allerton a bit,but nowhere near as good. I might of felt more for the course if I wasn't Chomping for England for most of the round.

The highlight was Podge Shaming one of the local kids into walking back down the hole to where he'd just nicked Daves ball from :D I though He was going to grab him by the sideys and march him down the Fairway at one point, the kid was crapping himself after being confronted by a raging bloke in Yellow trousers and crumbled instantly :D
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Tweet tweet tweet went the canary. I was very proud of my soft approach with the locals!

Danny - give us a heads up a couple of weeks in advance for meeting up - always a pleasure. Thought the course wasn't to bad and would like to play it in the summer although the greens appeared to be a lot better than for you last week - or is it just your putting ha ha ha?????? I think you need to play it again to put your demons to bed on the course and I reckon you'll change your thoughts on it.

Dave - I found today you are indeed human with a golf club in your hand and succumb to normality like the rest of us.

Preet, Dave and Dave - thanks for the company today for an enjoyable round and all in all great afternoon.

Highlight for me was the 15th green. After getting out of jail, hitting the tree to fall 20 yards short of the green, thinning my approach to with 12 inches of the hole I was treated to a putting extravaganza.
First up Preet: I haven't a clue what I am gonna do here - so he hits it booooooom IN THE HOLE
Next up Dave Mc: I'm bricking it, down hill, round the bend, somewhere around there - so he taps it booooooooom IN THE HOLE
Up steps the legend: "No pressure lads" he says from about 10 yards away - like an arrow from Robin Hood booooooooom IN THE HOLE
To finish it off up steps the canary shaking like he has just seen the cat and only just, but in it went.

Finally word on the street has it there was tongues involved on the 18th, it is a quiet word though as allegedly he still has a sore throat, or has it been soothed with some tongue lovin??????
 
We need a blow by blow account of Podge chasing this kid. Come on somebody tell the story :D

Good to see the north west producing another up and coming challenger a well, be interested to see how low super Podge can go this season :thup:
 
Gotta love podge for saving my ball, to be fair to the kids though, I'd of ******* myself if a bald/shaved (you decide, just to air on the side of caution) screaming big bird with eyes bulging out their sockets came sprinting over.

However on another note, Who's to say they did throw it on the green, and it just wasn't just another majestic shot form moi.... ?
 
Great shooting podge!! I had a sneaky feeling you would do well given how great your putting was at Silloth!!

Get the leaderboard up coolio & as always top draw organising & many thanks mate !!
 
Great day out. The less said about some of my golf, the better. But I had a good laugh, great to put some faces to names.

I can imagine the greens would be a killer in the middle of summer. It was a shame they were a bit inconsistent but you can't help the weather. Some of the downhill putts were seriously slippery. A good thinkers course and when the greens are running fast some holes you'd be better being off the green and under the hole rather than anywhere on the green above it.
 
Just going to echo what everyone else has said.

A great day out on a really nice course with some great lads/lady only spoilt my me hacking the place to bits! Just hope you'll have me back in the future to do it all again.
Big thanks to Steve for the lift :thup:
Cheers to all who made me feel so welcome.
 
Morning guys and Louise,
This old guy has just climbed out of bed "cream crackered".
Really enjoyed yesterday with Louise and Steve,cracking company.
Good front nine then on the back a combination of turning into the wind,some longer holes and just a hint of fatigue and the wheels well and truly coming off,tragedy.
Big thanks to Birchy for organising the day,but you could have warned me about Podgster's dress sense !!!
Great score by the winner and place guys.
Louise really had a good day with the driver , apart from one hole and Steves 2nd to the 18th was worth the entrance fee alone.I did not actually see the shot,I was emerging from the right hand rough but certainly heard the roar.
Off to town now to change my "Ray Bans",they failed to save my eyes from the 12 stone canary's outfit!
Great day,
Dewsweeper
 
dewsweeper said:
Morning guys and Louise,
This old guy has just climbed out of bed "cream crackered".
Really enjoyed yesterday with Louise and Steve,cracking company.
Good front nine then on the back a combination of turning into the wind,some longer holes and just a hint of fatigue and the wheels well and truly coming off,tragedy.
Big thanks to Birchy for organising the day,but you could have warned me about Podgster's dress sense !!!
Great score by the winner and place guys.
Louise really had a good day with the driver , apart from one hole and Steves 2nd to the 18th was worth the entrance fee alone.I did not actually see the shot,I was emerging from the right hand rough but certainly heard the roar.
Off to town now to change my "Ray Bans",they failed to save my eyes from the 12 stone canary's outfit!
Great day,
Dewsweeper
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Morning Mal, i enjoyed the company yesterday and at times you gave this young whippersnapper a putting lesson!

Hope to see you at another meet soon, keep well chap.

Stu/Steve or any other name you want to call me :D
 
Birchy said:
We need a blow by blow account of Podge chasing this kid. Come on somebody tell the story :D

Good to see the north west producing another up and coming challenger a well, be interested to see how low super Podge can go this season :thup:
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Surely to go lower you need to put some qualifier cards in.:whistle::whoo:
 
Me and Gary said we should have a meet there when the greens are quick and good, and have a special comp.

No handicaps, everyone off scratch, all shots to the greens dont count. The winner is the player with the last amount of putts - could be a laugh when the're 11 on the stimp meter.

Anyone game for a bit of fun?
 
Liverbirdie said:
Me and Gary said we should have a meet there when the greens are quick and good, and have a special comp.

No handicaps, everyone off scratch, all shots to the greens dont count. The winner is the player with the last amount of putts - could be a laugh when the're 11 on the stimp meter.

Anyone game for a bit of fun?
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A 18 hole Putting comp?? No thanks:angry:
 
Liverbirdie said:
Me and Gary said we should have a meet there when the greens are quick and good, and have a special comp.

No handicaps, everyone off scratch, all shots to the greens dont count. The winner is the player with the last amount of putts - could be a laugh when the're 11 on the stimp meter.

Anyone game for a bit of fun?
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Goat track, i wont be going back :rofl:
 
Liverbirdie said:
Me and Gary said we should have a meet there when the greens are quick and good, and have a special comp.

No handicaps, everyone off scratch, all shots to the greens dont count. The winner is the player with the last amount of putts - could be a laugh when the're 11 on the stimp meter.

Anyone game for a bit of fun?
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id rather cut off my nudger with a rusty knife, stick it between 2 bits of bread, and shout dinner Fido than go back to that chuff nugget of a golf course. Bland, uninteresting, pointless holes and boggy greens. I've played better muni's. :D
 
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