NORTH WEST ENGLAND - King of Kings 2014

ill never forget driving into the car park at lee park last year for the OOM and seeing this...

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welcome aboard pal :thup:
 
I assume you did not play to handicap????

Mate, I didn't play to Scousers handicap.. I think I 3 putted 10 times. The greens were the worst I've seen in a while.. No matter how hard you hit it, the ball wouldn't reach the hole.. Really frustrating.. I hit it long and straight off the tee, hit most GIR, but the putter was stone cold..:(... Not a course I'll be rushing back to play..

But, on the plus side, the company was great..:thup:
 
Oh, and hows this for a series of unfortunate events..

I borrowed the wife's Sat Nav to find the golf club. At the end of the round, I got in the car, switched on the Sat Nav, and pressed the "Home" button. It was only when I was in the middle of Cheshire that I realized that I was going the wrong way. Rather stupidly I had assumed that my wife had set the "home" function in the 12 months that she'd had it. She hadn't. The Sat Nav was taking me to Cornwall!!:o.. I reset it and went home. Because I was now late, I let the fuel tank run a bit too low. When I pulled into my drive and switched off the engine, everything on the car stopped working. EVERYTHING. The key won't work, the electrics wont turn on... The car is now a complete lemon.. And I've already agreed a trade in on a new car for next weekend.. Not in a good mood about it..............:angry::D
 
Mate, I didn't play to Scousers handicap..

2 points


First why mention me....
Second... Podge has the same handicap


Third Oooops about the car and your wife probably knows how to get home... U r a lemon just like the car


K that's 5 or 6 but u r worth the extra comments
 
Oh, and hows this for a series of unfortunate events..

I borrowed the wife's Sat Nav to find the golf club. At the end of the round, I got in the car, switched on the Sat Nav, and pressed the "Home" button. It was only when I was in the middle of Cheshire that I realized that I was going the wrong way. Rather stupidly I had assumed that my wife had set the "home" function in the 12 months that she'd had it. She hadn't. The Sat Nav was taking me to Cornwall!!:o.. I reset it and went home. Because I was now late, I let the fuel tank run a bit too low. When I pulled into my drive and switched off the engine, everything on the car stopped working. EVERYTHING. The key won't work, the electrics wont turn on... The car is now a complete lemon.. And I've already agreed a trade in on a new car for next weekend.. Not in a good mood about it..............:angry::D

I was wondering where the hell you were going when you turned right at the lights and we all turned left! I thought you knew a shortcut :D
 
2 points


First why mention me....
Second... Podge has the same handicap


Third Oooops about the car and your wife probably knows how to get home... U r a lemon just like the car


K that's 5 or 6 but u r worth the extra comments

Because I'm always thinking about you matey.. You're my muse, my North Star, my guiding light... and you're a knob...:D

I was wondering where the hell you were going when you turned right at the lights and we all turned left! I thought you knew a shortcut :D

I thought the Sat Nav knew a short cut.. I'll never trust it again.. Technology, bah....:angry:
 
Hit it great off the tee but the rest was absolutely abysmal and i would possibly use more apt words if it wasnt for the swear filter.



The best score today by "competitor X" will be very hard to beat though. It will take a very good round to beat it imo.

As for the golf, hit it pretty solid but quite possibly put on the worst putting show ever at a meet.

Missed from inside 2 feet four times on the front nine.

Do one Scouse nugget. Wasn't me though!!!!


Its got to be Andy. Well played mate!! Im guessing 38 pts ;)
 
Some parts of the greens were like rolled mud, others had grass but the balls were bouncing like crazy.

Dave (Vikingman) had a great back 9 but i dont think we are allowed to give away scores. In all honesty, ballstriking was really impressive all round but with the greens it really was a shortgame course.

Memorable holes.....16th over the canyon to the fairway running at a right angle to the tee, 18th is a decent downhill par 5 with a pond infront of the green and the couple of drivable par 4's are ok also.
 
Mate, when are you free next? Do you have any free time during the week? Fancy a knock at my goat track? Not seen you for too long.. Could try and make up a 4 ball if Podge is free as well... Let me know..:thup:

I am currently trying to return to work in your neck of the woods so will have a couple of weeks off over the next month or two but as I work 10 mins from your course after work if u r available is possible... Or before work for you...
 
I am currently trying to return to work in your neck of the woods so will have a couple of weeks off over the next month or two but as I work 10 mins from your course after work if u r available is possible... Or before work for you...
Gonna have to start early to finish before it gets dark mate.. even after the clocks go forward next week.. Probably be best on a day off.. Can have something to eat after as well then... Let me know when you're off and we'll get it in the diary...:thup:
 
Gonna have to start early to finish before it gets dark mate.. even after the clocks go forward next week.. Probably be best on a day off.. Can have something to eat after as well then... Let me know when you're off and we'll get it in the diary...:thup:

You won me over with food!

PS I have a slight draw now...
 
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