Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
Do one Scouse nugget. Wasn't me though!!!!
Ha, ha, ha. It wasn't the new fella was it - winning on your forum debut - bad form.
Do one Scouse nugget. Wasn't me though!!!!
I hope they're underwater like they were today. Worst greens I've played on all year. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it !!!!!!!!
I assume you did not play to handicap????
Mate, I didn't play to Scousers handicap..
Oh, and hows this for a series of unfortunate events..
I borrowed the wife's Sat Nav to find the golf club. At the end of the round, I got in the car, switched on the Sat Nav, and pressed the "Home" button. It was only when I was in the middle of Cheshire that I realized that I was going the wrong way. Rather stupidly I had assumed that my wife had set the "home" function in the 12 months that she'd had it. She hadn't. The Sat Nav was taking me to Cornwall!!.. I reset it and went home. Because I was now late, I let the fuel tank run a bit too low. When I pulled into my drive and switched off the engine, everything on the car stopped working. EVERYTHING. The key won't work, the electrics wont turn on... The car is now a complete lemon.. And I've already agreed a trade in on a new car for next weekend.. Not in a good mood about it..............:angry:
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2 points
First why mention me....
Second... Podge has the same handicap
Third Oooops about the car and your wife probably knows how to get home... U r a lemon just like the car
K that's 5 or 6 but u r worth the extra comments
I was wondering where the hell you were going when you turned right at the lights and we all turned left! I thought you knew a shortcut![]()
Hit it great off the tee but the rest was absolutely abysmal and i would possibly use more apt words if it wasnt for the swear filter.
The best score today by "competitor X" will be very hard to beat though. It will take a very good round to beat it imo.
As for the golf, hit it pretty solid but quite possibly put on the worst putting show ever at a meet.
Missed from inside 2 feet four times on the front nine.
Do one Scouse nugget. Wasn't me though!!!!
Its got to be Andy. Well played mate!! Im guessing 38 pts![]()
The Sat Nav was taking me to Cornwall!!..
You do know it's strokeplay, don't you?![]()
Nah, its not. I'm sticking with 38.![]()
38 over par?
38 over par?
Mate, when are you free next? Do you have any free time during the week? Fancy a knock at my goat track? Not seen you for too long.. Could try and make up a 4 ball if Podge is free as well... Let me know..:thup:
Gonna have to start early to finish before it gets dark mate.. even after the clocks go forward next week.. Probably be best on a day off.. Can have something to eat after as well then... Let me know when you're off and we'll get it in the diary...:thup:I am currently trying to return to work in your neck of the woods so will have a couple of weeks off over the next month or two but as I work 10 mins from your course after work if u r available is possible... Or before work for you...
:clap: iPad covered in coffee!
Gonna have to start early to finish before it gets dark mate.. even after the clocks go forward next week.. Probably be best on a day off.. Can have something to eat after as well then... Let me know when you're off and we'll get it in the diary...:thup: