new uk member here of the female variety

[Airlie_Andy]

Have I accidently stumbled onto a dating site?

 

[Smiffy]

Have I accidently stumbled onto a dating site?

You might have done.
What's your bra size????

 

[HotDogAssassin]

What's your bra size????

Less than yours?




And, welcome ladies! :cheers:

 

[bobmac]

What's your bra size????

My ex had a size 15 bra.
I know that because my hat is a size 7 1/2 and it fitted one of them

 

[CMAC]

Time out gentlemen, and I use that term loosely:smirk:

I was on at 8.55 here, quite quiet, log back in 2 hrs later and a new post has over 506 views and 4 pages long...............uh oh I thought, something big has kicked off.................erm nope, it's a simple "Hello" thread.........

Oh! Welcome new forum member.

 

[Piece]

Good afternoon and welcome t'forum! That's all it needs guys!

 

[papyt]

HI and welcome just a little tip for you,dont grasp to hard and rotate your wrist,this will help all you ladies when you are doing the ironing also flex your knees as you pick up the laundry basket xxxxx

 

[golfbluecustard]

HI and welcome just a little tip for you,dont grasp to hard and rotate your wrist,this will help all you ladies when you are doing the ironing also flex your knees as you pick up the laundry basket xxxxx

Brave very Brave!!!!

GBC

 

[bluewolf]

Hello and welcome ladies. I would just like to point out that it's not just the female of the species who make flapjacks. I make em every Sunday with the kids. Today's special will be chocolate and peanut butter flapjacks. Lovely.

 

[alexgolf]

I think the term BEES ROUND A HONEY POT comes to mind with this thread

 

[golfbluecustard]

A new guy joins and no one looks up from their keyboard - ladies on the other hand bring out the Sid James in us all.

GBC

 

[Pro Zach]

Sod off the pair of you. You've only been here 10 minutes and have already got grown men talking about cooking and bra sizes. They'll be talking scatter cushions and calling dark red Cerise before long. Bloody women..........they'll want to have a vote next. (which one Bob?)


Only joking, I'm not really a stereotyping sexist pig. With my looks I'm more of a mono sexless hog. Welcome to the forum. Hopefully it will encourage more participation from members of the weaker sex (oops).


P.S. Get yourselves a V-easy. I'm not on commission, honest. The miserable git told me so earlier.


Just for Alex, I'll buzz of now.

 

[whackywoman]

HI and welcome just a little tip for you,dont grasp to hard and rotate your wrist,this will help all you ladies when you are doing the ironing also flex your knees as you pick up the laundry basket xxxxx

 

[whackywoman]

such a lot of lovely welcomes...........I look forward to getting to know you all and perhaps swinging a club or too -I meant golf clubs of course

 

[alexgolf]

such a lot of lovely welcomes...........I look forward to getting to know you all and perhaps swinging a club or too -I meant golf clubs of course

O NO!!!!! Dont use the word Swinging..........There are a few in here that look at "other" sites and will be in a right tissy now!!

 

[DelB]

There are a few in here that look at "other" sites and will be in a right TISSUE now!!

There, sorted!

 

[Cobra_Nut]

My daughter uses the range at Pytchley, might see you around

 

[alexgolf]

There, sorted!

Look for one reason or another i havent had a girlfriend for 18months and am just getting back into dating so please dont change my posts!!!!!

Its not fair!!

 

[whackywoman]

My daughter uses the range at Pytchley, might see you around

My step dad plays up there too

 

[connor]

Hahaha funniest thread in ages. And all for a hello