larmen
Head Pro
A Gove. Should not have been taken out and left in the car park.
New Golfing Term - A Dominic Cummings
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Cyril Smith - fat and got too close to the junior coaching session
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
A Rees-Mogg - can be used in two scenarios 1) any shot you hit with a hickory-shafted club - claiming that the traditional ways remain the best. 2) a lay-up
Ed Balls* - useless but still ended up in a good position
* to be fair you could but most MP's name here
* to be fair you could but most MP's name here
Chico84
Active member
3. A ball you manage to keep in play the whole of the front nine but then totally disappears into the undergrowth never to be seen again when you begin the back 9
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
A Moggie - when you can't quite believe your eyes what you have just seen or when your strike makes a weird noise
nickjdavis
Head Pro
Yeah sorry to piddle on your chips, but this was doing the rounds 3 days ago
Its a good one to add to the collection though
Ahh sorry...weve only recently got electricity here in Suffolk and it took sometime to decipher the morse code message that I was sent.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
A Starmer - a round when you just take an iron for every tee shot - intelligent but just a bit boring.
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Boris: you’ve turned up last minute totally unprepared, and hit an absolute howler
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
...and you are all over the place then unwilling to tell anyone how many shots you've had or how many holes you've played that year.
a diane abbott - someone who cant remember what score they got "err 4, no 3, no err 6 maybe"
a Nicola Sturgeon - not quite sure what is it or its purpose but its certainly not fandabidozi!
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
A Rishi Sunak. Gets out of trouble with a smile but no idea what his final score will be.
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
A Fragger. Terrible swing, terrible ball flight and terrible result. But you're not allowed to complain about it or else.
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I thought he’d been forbidden from telling...
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Harsh but the golf part is possibly accurate?
timd77
Assistant Pro
A Nichola sturgeon - one we all wish we had in our locker instead of the current pile of sh*te! (I think I’m still talking about golf shots)
A Rees-Mogg - a terrible shank you hope to never see again
A Rees-Mogg - a terrible shank you hope to never see again
Mandofred
Well-known member
The Donald Trump.....You hit it out, just deny everything. I didn't do it......Obama........
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Donald Trump : the one you’d like to shank
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
A Nicola Sturgeon - no matter what great shot you have just hit, one that claims to be a ton better without any visible proof
