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Has Now Found His Wedgie
I received this in the mail the other day. I did a search for it here and couldn't find it, apologies if it has been posted before.
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. After all some of the information I gained for this book was a direct result of golfing with you!
I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I’m hopeful that you find this book a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more.
The topics Covered are as follows:
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to Give the marshal “The Fingerâ€.
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 – Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay R15.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a R5.00 Tip , but will balk at R4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order.
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. After all some of the information I gained for this book was a direct result of golfing with you!
I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I’m hopeful that you find this book a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more.
The topics Covered are as follows:
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to Give the marshal “The Fingerâ€.
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 – Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay R15.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a R5.00 Tip , but will balk at R4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order.
