Never ending story.

[haplesshacker]

The rules.

The only rule is that your post must follow on from the previous post. Please be aware of posted times as someone may have jumped in a a second before you. So a bit of editing might be in order.

Essentially it's a story. It's whatever we make it.

Here goes.

I awoke this morning with a stinking hang over in a hotel that I didn't recognise..........

 

[vig]

And someone had shat in my pants

 

[Herbie]

Until I realised they were not my pants.............

 

[Cernunnos]

runs screaming from the room, out into...

 

[mono217]

The backgarden, then

 

[CarpeDiem]

I saw...

 

[Yerman]

a box of whisky flavoured condoms and a bottom I recognised belonging to ...

 

[mono217]

Tiger woods who was seen kissing...

 

[vig]

The soiled pants that I had discovered earlier.
They weren't mine after all they belonged to..

 

[CarpeDiem]

Gordon Brown who soiled himself when....

 

[mono217]

He heard he had swine flu. He tried to ring the helpline but alls there was was crackling. He come out in rashers so he had to use some oinkment. Then he seen...

 

[madandra]

Dot Cotton and Pat Butcher .....

 

[MVP]

getting it on till the break of......

 

[mono217]

Dawn where alex fergueson was drinking a can of red bull with...

 

[madandra]

Dawn ... walked in and asked if she ...

 

[Tommo21]

could have her soiled pants back because she wanted to....

 

[MVP]

do the jitterbug on a snowboard

 

[mono217]

With peter from family guy in the...

 

[stevek1969]

Club Tropicana cause fun and sunshine are free

 

[Dodger]

along with free laundry to wash the soiled kegs but before they get washed I must go and have a pint with my friend...