Never Ending Story

[theeaglehunter]

at which stage she discovered two balls in and around the bush...

 

[madandra]

which gently cupped his balls, at this point she placed them in her ...

 

[MVP]

....mouth and sucked the ......

 

[theeaglehunter]

mud off of this extra special Pro V1...

 

[medwayjon]

the faithfull ball that had served him so well......

 

[Boabski]

the one that scored him two holes in one..........

 

[medwayjon]

in very quick sucsession.......

 

[Boabski]

on the same day with the same partner..............

 

[madandra]

Who had to use the Vardon grip when handling his thick ...

 

[Sam]

head caused by over-celebrating Barnsley's....

 

[madandra]

No 1 fan Dickie Bird running naked onto ..

 

[Toad]

The 18th green shouting

 

[medwayjon]

the 1st fairway carrying.......

 

[madandra]

the 1st fairway carrying.......

A full set of F.A.S.T. irons as advertised by ...

 

[theeaglehunter]

Kenny Dalglish, formerly of Liverpool FC who also were defeated by the aforementioned Barnsely

 

[medwayjon]

football club, in a blind rage, dalglish took the F.A.S.T irons and proceeded to........

 

[madandra]

beat F**k out of Gary Lineker for being such a ...

 

[Boabski]

perma-tanned pain in the...............

 

[madandra]

arsenal were never his favourite club, his favourite club was ...

 

[Sam]

a biscuit covered in thick...