Movie quotes, "golfed up"

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Simple idea for a light-hearted thread:

1. Modify a famous quote from movies to be more "golfy"
2. State the movie it comes from
3. Add your own (only if sure you're right)

I'll start with an easy one:

"This is my 7 iron. There are many like it but this one is mine"
 
“I love the smell of cut grass in the morning”

“My Golf game is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get next”

“Scotty, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship”. Followed by, Odyssey, Spider and back to Scotty..... 😂😂
 
“what do we say to the god of golf?”

..........”not today!”

OK, not technically a movie quote, but from a movie length episode 😜.Am already using this in my regular battle against the god of golf and his army of heinous courses😄
 
“what do we say to the god of golf?”

..........”not today!”

OK, not technically a movie quote, but from a movie length episode 😜.Am already using this in my regular battle against the god of golf and his army of heinous courses😄

Not another god to not believe in :(
 
" 'Did I take six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a Rife putter, the most powerful putter in my bag and would blow you clean off the green, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
 
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Hans Gruber in Die Hard

I will count to 3. There will not be a 4. Give me the putt!


I have fantasy baseball teams this year named the Nakatomi Towers and Asian Dawn. I read about the latter in Time magazine.
 
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