Movie quotes, "golfed up"

[Deleted member 18645]

The plaque for the Help for Heroes handicap event is in the ladies room.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I f**^**g hate bogeys

 

[Norrin Radd]

tiger woods whilst injured ,
I`ll be back

 

[USER1999]

The path of the righteous golfer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyrannies of evil greenkeepers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the hackers and the chompers through the fairways of darkness, for he is surely his partners keeper, and the finder of lost golf balls.

 

[SocketRocket]

Play it again Sam.

 

[richart]

To out of bounds and beyond.

Why do I think of CaptainRon ?

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I'm organsing the Help for Heroes event. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ***-kickers and .... chrisd!

 

[jim8flog]

I hope this provisional is not to infinity and beyond like the first shot.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I'm organsing the Help for Heroes event. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ***-kickers and .... chrisd!

one of my favourite movies and the response to this eulogy had me wetting my self with laughter ,
"gosh Mr Lamar you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore "

 

[Robster59]

Some Like it Hot - "You don't understand Osgood, I'm a Golfer", "Well, nobody's perfect".
Sunset Boulevard - “All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my gimme.”
In the Heat of the Night - "They call me Mr Woods!"
The Silence of the Lambs - “A handicap secretary once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
A Few Good Men - "You can't handle the two-footer!"
Jerry Maquire - "You had me at Gimme"

On the Waterfront - “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” (actually this doesn't need changing )

 

[JohnnyDee]

Made it, Ma! Top of the leader board!

or

Made it, Ma! A nasty downhill left-to-right ten-footer!

Get outta your buggy and take your shot!

 

[williamalex1]

I'm organsing the Help for Heroes event. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ***-kickers and .... chrisd!

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Deleted member 1147]

"Cameron, I've a feeling we're not on the 14th fairway anymore" - Dorothy & Captainron

"You know how to shout fore, don't you, Steve? You just open your gob & yell." - PGA tour players

"we rob non-qualifiers" - Bonny & Clyde (the shortgame maestros)

 

[Bunkermagnet]

"Houston, we missed the tap-in"

 

[IanM]

He's not Tiger Woods, he's a very naughty boy!

Nobody puts Tommy in a corner!

 

[Deleted member 21258]

I have learnt more on the golf course than in the driving range bay

I asked GM for a set of Homas, but I know GM doesn't work that way. So I stole the Homas and asked for fore-giveness

A man who doesn't spend time with his golf clubs can never be a real man

- Don Vito Corolene