Maybe it's not them, it's me?

[bobmac]

The height of the shelf decides where things go.
Tall stuff at the bottom, medium stuff in the middle and short stuff at the top

 

[SteveW86]

But how do you work out where it belongs?

The wife tells you

 

[Deleted member 36152]

There is a Michael McIntyre sketch about this.

 

[jim8flog]

I used put away the stuff alphabetically but the T cupboard became so full I had to start calling them cans.

 

[Robster59]

Please don’t tell me that works

Well, alright then. If they're not where they should be it's obviously my fault as I must have put them somewhere else!

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Well, alright then. If they're not where they should be it's obviously my fault as I must have put them somewhere else!

Sounds better

 

[Deleted member 18645]

And this is on a forum where probably nearly every one of us displays our golf shirts by colour.

 

[PIng]

I sort all of our herbs and spices alphabetically. My wife asked me how I find the time. Easy - it's between the sage and the turmeric.

 

[nickjdavis]

Assuming there are a mixture of letters in the can...

...where would you file Alphabet Spaghetti ?

 

[clubchamp98]

Aunt or Bessie?

Has Dec been sacked