Just won a Holiday to mexico....

[Herbie]

I can't go, I'm pig sick!

 

[Tommo21]

I prefer bird flu myself. It was a pandemic of biblical proportions but I was one of the lucky billions who never got it.

 

[Dodger]

My lass wants me to go for a swine flu test,she knows I've never been to Mexico but has heard I've been with some pigs in my time......

 

[andiritchie]

Oh dear!

 

[Herbie]

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[Tommo21]

My lass wants me to go for a swine flu test,she knows I've never been to Mexico but has heard I've been with some pigs in my time......

 

[vig]

Thought I had it, came out in rashers

 

[mono217]

haha great

 

[Cernunnos]

Remember to pack a full hazmat suite.

 

[Farneyman]

My boss phoned in sick today with swine flu but I think he was telling porkies. I told him to phone the NHS but all he got on the other end of the line was crackling.

 

[Yerman]

Worst thing about the rashers is the scratchins

 

[nomadpaul]

if the rashers get too bad , you'll need to run some oinkment on it !

 

[HomerJSimpson]

You can laugh - I've to sit through a swine fever contingency plan meeting on Friday for when my hospital gets overrun with any Tom Dick or Harry with a slightly runny nose

 

[slugger]

 

[Herbie]

Slugger, does it come with a Michael jackson lookalike mask?