Joke

[Losttheplot]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT..! 'TOPCAT' LIVED IN A F***ING BIN FOR YEARS.



Sorry to all cat lovers but I couldn't resist.

 

[drawboy]

you have a point I suppose, however If that had have been my pet, she'd have been on utube showing people how to extract a boot from an ar*e.

 

[smange]

People like her really make me sick,

Everyone knows cats go in the brown bin

 

[Mightymoose]

I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out.

What kind of sick person would throw a wasp in a bin?

 

[brendy]

By Eck as like didn't she look like Susan Boyle?
Lift doesn't go to the top floor on that one I don't think.
There is an old doll near me that spends all day EVERY day touching every brick and kerbstone along the main road near the local filling station, green coat, bright red lippy, face like the wrinkly emperor in star wars and a pull along 2 wheel trolley bag. Nuts isn't the word, frankly she scares me.

 

[Losttheplot]

People like her really make me sick,

Everyone knows cats go in the brown bin

Brilliant!!!

 

[Robobum]

By Eck as like didn't she look like Susan Boyle?
Lift doesn't go to the top floor on that one I don't think.
There is an old doll near me that spends all day EVERY day touching every brick and kerbstone along the main road near the local filling station, green coat, bright red lippy, face like the wrinkly emperor in star wars and a pull along 2 wheel trolley bag. Nuts isn't the word, frankly she scares me.

Brendy, if you see her tomorrow....ask my mum to bring some milk back from the garage for father's cuppa!!

 

[Paul_Stewart]

There is an old doll near me that spends all day EVERY day touching every brick and kerbstone along the main road near the local filling station, green coat, bright red lippy, face like the wrinkly emperor in star wars and a pull along 2 wheel trolley bag. Nuts isn't the word, frankly she scares me.

Then when she gets home, she logs in and posts on this forum