It looks like a little different.

No, but I have lots of golf shoes. Easy to put the wrong ones in a bag, and then, whammo, you've got two lefts.

Especially odd if you've managed to get the yellow shoes mixed up with the purple ones?
 
Peanut butter KitKat, only with a brew.

Frozen Mars bar are a must! Only way to eat them.

Davethepro forgot his shoes a few months ago and had to buy a pair of overpriced footjoys for £80 haha serves him right.

Sid the shoes were fine, they were in the cupboard under the stairs. It has a boiler in so normally stays pretty toasty. Helps to dry the golf shoes out actually, but it melts the mars bars I freeze if I leave them in there by mistake.

Ronald Weezley Kisses a girl in the next Potter Flick!
 
Some times I like to eat fun size mars bars whilst pretending to be a giant!

Other times I like to eat King size mars bars whilst pretending to be a dwarf.

On special occasions I eat the tiny ones out of a box of Celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.
 
Some times I like to eat fun size mars bars whilst pretending to be a giant!

Other times I like to eat King size mars bars whilst pretending to be a dwarf.

On special occasions I eat the tiny ones out of a box of Celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.

Is that on the week-ends you are allowed out?

:eek: :eek:
 
On special occasions I eat the tiny ones out of a box of Celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.

I'm going to try this.....should I spread them out on the floor and then come tearing into the room on all fours roaring like a T-Rex?
 
what I really want is a packet of Benross cheese and onion crisps.....do they still make them??)

I've been looking into this....you can have cheese and onion with the ProForce V2 or salt and vinegar with Aldila 65. I asked about smokey bacon with rifle...but the girl at the call centre didn't know.
She asked if I was talking about wedges (I guess in MacDonald's style) but I said.......oi, call girl...NO! Crisps me dear!!

You just can't get the staff....
 
We really are a bunch of freaks! I love it.

Still waiting for my parcel! Its driving me nuts, where the hell is he!!!!
 
Ah so I need to take a flask of whisky laced coffee in my cartbag... right... perfect with the Montybar(kitkat) then... All becomes clear now.

no, not in this weather. it's a well known fact that whiskey thins the blood. what you need is strong black coffee, wads of dark molasses sugar and dark rum. done right it tastes like licorice.

now I'm not saying it will thicken the blood but after a couple you won't care.
 
what I really want is a packet of Benross cheese and onion crisps.....do they still make them??)

I've been looking into this....you can have cheese and onion with the ProForce V2 or salt and vinegar with Aldila 65. I asked about smokey bacon with rifle...but the girl at the call centre didn't know.
She asked if I was talking about wedges (I guess in MacDonald's style) but I said.......oi, call girl...NO! Crisps me dear!!

You just can't get the staff....
Scotch pie & baked Callaway warbird balls for me & asprinkling of red castle tees
 
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