Is HID stopping you from playing with it?

Turns out HID has got me some golf shoes. Good job as I'm getting really short of golf shoes now. Still I love her to bits

Hold the Phone....

The words "Homer" , "golf shoes" and "getting really short of" cannot poosibly be mentioned in the same lifetime let alone the same sentence:whistle:
 
In the wrapping the present feels soft and it may possibly be the Galvin Green windstopper that I hinted at. I have a nasty suspition that it is a pair of oversized Calaway golfing slippers though. :mmm:
 
Wifey's got me some Proquip waterproof clobber, which I can't wait to get me mitts on.

I hope she got me a working lower back and new right hip to go with it :) *crossesfingers*
 
I bought my own laser range finder. I dutifully handed it over to be wrapped and placed under the tree. (not before I'd snuck it out for a test round) ;)
 
I prefer when you swear at me.

If you dont like opinion keep yer trap shut.

So of course if I was to post that the presents you received were all turd and your wife didn't have an ounce of sense in her choice you'd be equally happy. I just feel sad you need to come on here and have a pop as there clearly little else going on in your life to bring you joy. Jog on little man - try again soon
 
OOoooooooooffffffffft!

What have I missed, handbags at 40 yards. Monday morning blues.
 
So of course if I was to post that the presents you received were all turd and your wife didn't have an ounce of sense in her choice you'd be equally happy. I just feel sad you need to come on here and have a pop as there clearly little else going on in your life to bring you joy. Jog on little man - try again soon

Thats the difference Homer. I dont spill my guts on here about my life. If Im bold enough to post I'll take the flak. Its give and take Homer. You should try it.

I never said your present was turd. I suggested it was a waste as you have enough FJ shoes to open a shop!

Dont feel sad for me, I dont. Life is pretty darn good if you must know.

Little man? You thinking of doing a Mono on me?

Go and check ur BM you must be low with that bull your talking.
 
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