I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for farting!
This website should help remind you of why you enjoy sitting in front of sky sports news for hours on end, watching the same sports news repeat over and over and over again until you realise that even though you have sat there for 3 hours glued to the TV, you have absolutely no idea of what's going on in the sporting world, but you're pretty sure you know the breast size of each presenter and know exactly what you would say should they turn up on your doorstep asking for a pint of milk one day!