sunshine
Well-known member
Enough of this speculation. I’ve contacted a number of sources and can exclusively reveal what actually happened:
The group of golfers spotted the dog walker on the remote 6th tee. Out of concern, they approached him to validate that he had checked in at the pro shop and notify his next of kin that he was on the golf course.
The dog walker took his phone out of his pocket to explain that he could use it if there was an emergency, at which point the golfer turned bright purple , exclaimed that mobile phones were banned on the course, and tried to beat him to death with his 9 iron for such a flagrant violation of etiquette.
The group of golfers spotted the dog walker on the remote 6th tee. Out of concern, they approached him to validate that he had checked in at the pro shop and notify his next of kin that he was on the golf course.
The dog walker took his phone out of his pocket to explain that he could use it if there was an emergency, at which point the golfer turned bright purple , exclaimed that mobile phones were banned on the course, and tried to beat him to death with his 9 iron for such a flagrant violation of etiquette.